You're a great author! I've fallen in love with your work!

So yeah, I loved this story. I laughed so, so hard! The sexy scenes were delicious and I grinned like crazy at the ending. Yay!

lol, i love how rudy's almost thirty but he acts like a teenager :D haha.

love it.

I really, really love how all of your fics are set in the same bizarre universe. It's fun seeing hints of other 'lands' and things like witchfire. So great!

~fd97

Aww really sweet and funny story! I really liked that you mentioned the monsters and the elf that had the bar, it was nice to see a bit of your other stories in this one. I also love how you make fantastical and traditional character like real people with insegurities and problems. I really enjoyed reading this one-shot.

I have to tell you my absolute favorite lines from this little story:

"Rudy hasn’t told anyone that he doesn’t exactly hop that way"

and

“Not gay? Dad, I’m a total nutcracker.”

AHAHAHA. Both of those ones made me actually laugh out loud.

No really.

You have some real literary genius - not just in this story but in all of them, you are able to take ordinary, cliche concepts and manipulate them into these interesting stories, with incredibly funny lines that are so funny because you have written the story so well.

I wish I knew how to describe this better.

Basically, your writing style intrigues me greatly because I am a fan of people taking cliches and turning them original - and you do that so magnificently!

It's just wonderful.

I wont have much of concrit, as there is nothing to criticise. I love it!

Wow, this is a great fic! It's written so well; humourous and witty (& slashy XD). I'd love to read more of this or really anything else you come up with. :)

*huge grin* Reading this made my night - such a fun, original plot (the villain! hee!) and a sweet, sexy romance. I found Jack a little infuriating but very hot. ;-)

I don't know how I haven't already read this story it's pretty much amazing. I actually laughed out loud in some place which I never do while reading. Funny and interesting plotline plus yummy sex equals a pretty damn good story.

Okay I loved this story.

I've read a lot of NC-18 scenes but this seriously made me blush. and the story is well done and perfect. I wish you'd write a sequel or a drabble or anything more with Rudy and Jack...

It's totally not christmas now but I still LOVE LOVE LOVE the story. And I don't want to me annoying and ask you for more but I just couldn't help myself as you see above. I really love your ideas and puns. :)

Hmm, I wrote an unnecessarily long review that just got killed by Firefox. But really, all it was was just me fawning over your lovely, quirky ideas (how random can "fuck" and "goddamn" breath clouds get?) and how much I love you for not making present tense narration awkward and disjointed. I was slightly alarmed at the part where it said, "It's cold as Frosty's balls," because I'm not sure if I should take that literally or not. Luckily for my sanity, he didn't show up in the story, saving me from severe mental derailment.

By the way, Jack and Rudy are really, really hot. At times they seem so reserved or shy and at other times they're just completely unabashed sex fiends. They're pretty brave. I like that.

The little Snood subplot was a gem. The fact that it was so anticlimactic provided for so much more entertainment than a deeper, more central plot would have.

On a side note, I loved your little references and crossovers (I'd imagine the sweetch's oven would be rather hard to clean out).

It's so nice to have found an author who actually knows how to write. Fictionpress seems to be overrun with the same teenage fangirls on . _

holy crap.

what an awesome idea. holy crap - slashy sexy sex doesn't make me blush because I read so much of it, but *this*? This made me blush. THEY ARE FAIRYTALE CHARACTERS WITH SEXUAL ORGANS. ah. gross/superhot. awesome.

Um. Um, what can I say... I laughed and teared up and nearly died (from both, simultaneously, so painfully) from reading this. So, I really like this, nay, love this, love it, love it so much it hurts because it hurts to laugh so much.

Yeah.

This is the best freaking thing I have ever read on here!

I love it. I laughed so hard in some spots I cried. I Love the humor, the playfulness and creativity. Thanks for making me smile!

-C