Meat tenderizer... lmao true, happens a lot of times in what I read.

Omg, all hails to you, thanks for writing this

Fucking awesome.

Perfect. Just...yes. Perfect. I've never read anything else by you (yet, but now I probably will) and you're getting a favourite author out of it.

I thought that this would be offensive, but then I burst out laughing halfway through. This is so very true!

I practically died laughing at this XD

"cars are sub-plots" cracked me up xD

this whole list is on point

I love you.

Key points:
-This made me laugh, almost uncontrollably.
-Like the other person said, you basically described half of Wattpad.
-I must share this with my yaoi-fangirl friend.

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In case you get flamed...

That. Was. Amazing!
Only problem was that you forgot about the importance of editing. As in, do not edit your writing or even read it after it written. If you did you might notice typos or even the fact that you wrote the same sentence ten times in one chapter!
Any ways, that was great. I can usually know if I want to read something after the first paragraph or two because of how they describe the character.

now I wish that my parents gave me a name like u said blah blah passion.

Spot on. Good man.

If you weren't a guy I'd marry you for this.

*slowly claps and nods head approvingly*