|Reviews for Two Lights|
| KazeArashi chapter 3 . 6/11/2009
Witty, wonderful, and completely random :P
And it only gets randomer.
I enjoyed this A LOT.
And sorry, I was too lazy to login and review.
| AdiGal chapter 1 . 6/6/2009
That was so freaking awesome! My family thinks I'm mad because I'm luaghing at my computer like a... well, mad woman! That was so brilliant and hilarious. Great work!
| darkest.Quasar chapter 1 . 4/28/2009
Haha...that was the funniest thing I've seen all day... XD Awesome! :D
| orangeymoonwoof chapter 1 . 4/17/2009
Well it's very "original" and so relateable :p
Funny, funny, funny! I loved it :)
| anaa-pixie chapter 3 . 4/3/2009
ha ha loved it
answer to your answer: oh freaking well lol XD
i love this story it is the best freaking thing ever!
| anaa-pixie chapter 1 . 4/3/2009
there is no way in freaking chicken that you could make me give you a freaking flame at the current moment
this story is insanly beautiful that i freaking fell of my chair onto my arse when reading!
anybody would be a freaking cow turd if they freaking gave you a freaking flame for this hilarious story!
i give this story a five thumbs up (i dont give a freaking cow egg if that isnt freaking possible!)
(i like to say the word freaking a lot when i get excited, angry, overly protective, emmbarrased, etc)
I LOVE THIS STORY!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WRITING!
| Beena chapter 3 . 3/15/2009
Oh wow, amazing. xD
| Beena chapter 2 . 3/15/2009
Best Twilight parody I've found, in any format.
Best Fiction Press prose I've ever read.
And you actually managed to make me laugh out loud, which I don't do often.
Here, have some glory, *ladles some glory all over you*
now bask in it, bask I say!
| Ravina chapter 1 . 3/14/2009
Why flame when this is so blatantly hilarious?
Just one thing: "His mind now torn with anguish and fear, Edgar escaped from the fight once again to go off on a tangent." Is that Edgar or Zach?
Anyway, you have a great writing style, and very good spelling/grammar! I enjoyed reading this, and am looking towards you for more laughs!
| King Chair chapter 1 . 3/14/2009
FANTASTIC! I was laughing the whole time! Twilight sucks and this parody is so funny!
I think you should write more...
| Julia Nathan chapter 1 . 3/13/2009
ahahaha Twilight was cheesy but this was extreme!lol
| the meaning of life chapter 1 . 3/13/2009
Utterly hilarious! I was laughing through the whole thing!
| Solade chapter 1 . 3/13/2009
love it! i was laughing the whole time
| Glass Queen chapter 1 . 3/13/2009
gotta love that seventeenth and a half XYZ chromosome! Great story, still hilarious the second time!
| Vanity Means Nothingness chapter 1 . 3/13/2009
That was hilariously clichely horribly brilliant. Its the twilight series in its perfect essence, and I think I love you for writing it. Write more parodies, cause I'll be hoping for more parodies.