|Reviews for The Pillowbook of an Absolute Asshole|
| Midnight Ghost chapter 31 . 8/24/2009
| MusicBender chapter 17 . 8/17/2009
wow just checked my reviews that i left you. i wrote 3 thousand but the thing prevented the last two zeros to pop up. lame. but yeah. three thousand miles across the country. zero fun.
| MusicBender chapter 30 . 8/17/2009
i've been in maryland for a year and i've not lost my california accent!
yay for both of us eh?
| MusicBender chapter 29 . 8/17/2009
omg dude im sorry but i read this and i hear stewy's voice from family guy lol
| MusicBender chapter 26 . 8/17/2009
i had a dream a guy in a black cloak was chasing me cuz he wanted to eat me soul...
| MusicBender chapter 25 . 8/17/2009
yo. dude i just discovered your pillow book thing when i was randomly perusing through communities and once i started reading i couldn't stop. you're a funny dude.
forgive the california slang/accent, it's where im from i can't help it i say dude, like, sick, chill, hella, and lots more stuff a lot but anyways im not tryin to talk about myself... well... kinda i am. anways, my point. fuck what was my point?
oh yeah. reading up to this point, i felt like answering your little question thingie.
school for me? i loved it till i moved. across the freaking country. 30 miles. been away for a year it sucks. not bullied. i don't bully people either i just don't take shit. i tried to fade out when i came here cuz i hate it but i dunno, me trying to be invisible sorta made me one of the popular kids in school; the pretty californian new girl who's too good for any guy here. psh. people talk. a lot. its annoying. go to hell.
anyways, what i was saying. moving sucks. totally feel your pain man.
i kinda wanna start a pillow book now...
random review i know.
| thewrite2dream chapter 30 . 8/4/2009
Your funny and honest, its a rather endearing for that I can almost forgive you for your blatant hatred towards coldplay...but not quite. I do however agree with the rest of your musical tastes.
| Fiasco Can Fly chapter 30 . 7/15/2009
I actually took the time to read this whole entire pillow book.
And I enjoyed it.
:)Especially the undeveloped penis chapter.
Or peni, whatever the bloody hell it is.
And sorry about Jessica slapping you.
Gold diggers aren't so fun, are they?:)
| The Art Of Darkness chapter 30 . 6/7/2009
I started reading your pillowbook like an hour ago maybe?
and I find it very interesting reading from a bisexuals opinion.
I hope I'm not affending you, sorry?
I think your hilarious.
I was sort of shocked when I read you take drugs but I'm used to reading about it now.
I'm really self concious in reviews so I didn't mean to maybe offend you.
| Then They call me M chapter 3 . 6/4/2009
ive got a birthmark all on my right cheek in purple. thank god for make up.
| Cixi chapter 30 . 6/2/2009
Yay you updated so soon
You should put a picture of your Joe Jonas up so I can shee :D
Lol cheating on your Canadian Wife with a blonde bimbo I see?
*takes out rolled up newspaper again and snickers*
And I hate rap...
| jessica kelli chapter 30 . 6/2/2009
i thought you meant me for a minute. i got confused XDD
| jessica kelli chapter 29 . 6/2/2009
OH MY GOD
HE LOOKS LIKE JOE JONAS.
GIVE HIM TO ME!
| Midnight Ghost chapter 30 . 6/1/2009
Wow. And my friend's name is Jessica, and she is 'emo', and she hates preps.
:D Oh sweet irony.
| VelvetyCheerio chapter 30 . 6/1/2009
Inner sex-pest? *kasnicker* Sorry for being american, but I didn't get the joke. XD
Noes, not the golddigger song! XD Now it's going through my head! I hate you. :P
And yay for life being great! :D And keeping your accent. Yayz! *does a dance*
Byebye for now,