Reviews for The Pillowbook of an Absolute Asshole
Midnight Ghost chapter 31 . 8/24/2009
Your welcome~
MusicBender chapter 17 . 8/17/2009
wow just checked my reviews that i left you. i wrote 3 thousand but the thing prevented the last two zeros to pop up. lame. but yeah. three thousand miles across the country. zero fun.








MusicBender chapter 30 . 8/17/2009
i've been in maryland for a year and i've not lost my california accent!

yay for both of us eh?


MusicBender chapter 29 . 8/17/2009
omg dude im sorry but i read this and i hear stewy's voice from family guy lol

MusicBender chapter 26 . 8/17/2009
i had a dream a guy in a black cloak was chasing me cuz he wanted to eat me soul...


umm... ok.

MusicBender chapter 25 . 8/17/2009
yo. dude i just discovered your pillow book thing when i was randomly perusing through communities and once i started reading i couldn't stop. you're a funny dude.

forgive the california slang/accent, it's where im from i can't help it i say dude, like, sick, chill, hella, and lots more stuff a lot but anyways im not tryin to talk about myself... well... kinda i am. anways, my point. fuck what was my point?

oh yeah. reading up to this point, i felt like answering your little question thingie.

school for me? i loved it till i moved. across the freaking country. 30 miles. been away for a year it sucks. not bullied. i don't bully people either i just don't take shit. i tried to fade out when i came here cuz i hate it but i dunno, me trying to be invisible sorta made me one of the popular kids in school; the pretty californian new girl who's too good for any guy here. psh. people talk. a lot. its annoying. go to hell.

anyways, what i was saying. moving sucks. totally feel your pain man.

i kinda wanna start a pillow book now...

random review i know.

thewrite2dream chapter 30 . 8/4/2009
Your funny and honest, its a rather endearing for that I can almost forgive you for your blatant hatred towards coldplay...but not quite. I do however agree with the rest of your musical tastes.
Fiasco Can Fly chapter 30 . 7/15/2009
I actually took the time to read this whole entire pillow book.

And I enjoyed it.

:)Especially the undeveloped penis chapter.

Or peni, whatever the bloody hell it is.

And sorry about Jessica slapping you.

Gold diggers aren't so fun, are they?:)

The Art Of Darkness chapter 30 . 6/7/2009

I started reading your pillowbook like an hour ago maybe?

and I find it very interesting reading from a bisexuals opinion.

I hope I'm not affending you, sorry?

I think your hilarious.

I was sort of shocked when I read you take drugs but I'm used to reading about it now.

I'm really self concious in reviews so I didn't mean to maybe offend you.
Then They call me M chapter 3 . 6/4/2009
ive got a birthmark all on my right cheek in purple. thank god for make up.
Cixi chapter 30 . 6/2/2009
Yay you updated so soon~

Happy face!

You should put a picture of your Joe Jonas up so I can shee :D

Lol cheating on your Canadian Wife with a blonde bimbo I see?

*takes out rolled up newspaper again and snickers*


And I hate rap...
jessica kelli chapter 30 . 6/2/2009
oh my.

i thought you meant me for a minute. i got confused XDD
jessica kelli chapter 29 . 6/2/2009


Midnight Ghost chapter 30 . 6/1/2009
Wow. And my friend's name is Jessica, and she is 'emo', and she hates preps.

:D Oh sweet irony.
VelvetyCheerio chapter 30 . 6/1/2009
Inner sex-pest? *kasnicker* Sorry for being american, but I didn't get the joke. XD

Noes, not the golddigger song! XD Now it's going through my head! I hate you. :P

And yay for life being great! :D And keeping your accent. Yayz! *does a dance*

Byebye for now,

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