I was getting really annoyed with you in the beginning, thinking you were one of those people who never saw anything happy and were in desperate need of something overly sugared. But, yeah, I was exactly like the 'you' you described; laughing exactly when that 'you' did. It was weird, but it was also funny.

"How cruel of you."

While it takes some time to process, I do think that the story is obvious once you go back and read it the second time. That's a good thing-it means it makes sense and it lines up.

Sadly, I can think of nothing more to say. Hmm...

This is really interesting! And well written. Awesome job.