SO GLAD to see you updating! Haha keeps getting better! I lol'd through out. And in one case i even ROFL'd. Rating 5 burritos of awesomness keep it up!

I absolutely love this. End of story.

That was clever and humorous. Love the twist and perspective.

Corrections:

"I cant believe my eyes," can't.

"I promise to stop stealing my neighbors porn, Amen”." neighbor's.

"Seriously, its moments like this that I really do question my sanity." it's.

"Looking on the Brightside of things, at least I get too keep my porn." to.

This is !BY FAR! the funniest story I have ever read. This is so much better than my lame stories. I think I peed out of laughter. Do you want people to die out of laughter?

LOL! This is so funny! My belly hurts from laughing. :D

lol... very funny but i have one question... WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU WROTE THIS! rofl but i was literally pissing my pants. give me a sec... im just gonna walk into some random guys toilet so i can find mee a sex god (maybe even edward cullen!) FUNNY 100% FUNNY :) :) :) :)