Haha, that was great. Very imaginative.

I loved the description of Kristen. It had me shuddering and saying 'eew'.

Anywho, great story! It's very creative, and I'm looking forward to the rest _

Very creative and funny. Description of the queen was well written and funny. Second sentence is pivotal. It suddenly turned the story to something unexpected and more interesting. Then, it went on to give good details on why she was the most "beautiful" queen. Fanny and convincing. Description of the Boogers are originative and funny too.