OH MY GOD HAHAHAH

THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

OH GOD

PLEASE UPDATE

*Falls on he floor laughing* You crack me up XD I really can't wait for more! I kinda feel sorry for the guy, she must be the hardest customer he has ever had! And she's just so humorous!

~Your Newest Avid Reader,

~Cara

That last line just killed me.. haha cant wait for an update

Update? Please? I beg you? Great mix of humor with ... well, lets face it the dirty stuff (delightfully so, I might add)...

:)

I honestly didn't think Eli would catch Audrey. I thought she'd get away in time before him even knowing she was anywhere near his locker.

But I guess he did! Vitelli's very interesting, I can see the whole bad boy thing going on for him and I like his character. Though, I didn't like it when he called Audrey, um, "ice-queen

I didn't think a story could be crude and hilarious at the same time, but you just proved me wrong. This is fan-fucking-tastic.

Please please please update! This story is so freaking amazing!

cant wait fo next chapter

hahahah, that last line killed me. I love this story. Can't wait for an update

Oh My Gosh. "I feel my urethra!" This story seems great, I can't wait to read the rest. SO PLEASE UPDATE very soon!

Lol! 'I feel my urethra" Audrey cracks me up. She's so hilarious! D I can't wait too read more keep up the good work!~

this story is so unique. and funny. i love audrey. i can't wait for the next chapter. update soon!

Haha I love it. I was kinda disappointed when I read your profile and it said there would only be five parts though... that means you're almost halfway through already. Which sucks for me. I can see why your not making it longer, but I can also see that you definitely could. Anyways...you should update soon :)

hahaha. omg

"I feel my urethra!" - XDD Lol!

I love this story! Gotta thank SKOW for finding it! )