Reviews for The Perfect Pet
LittleBounce chapter 1 . 11/20/2013
all hail the pet rock :)) wow - some of those animal deaths sounded a bit grim... you can always count on a parrot to pass away for no very good reason (my friend's cockatiel took a violent and terminal dislike to the Dallas theme tune, for example), but the poor dog... and the goldfish.

love the tongue in cheek stuff, here ;)
Whisper on the Lips chapter 1 . 10/19/2009
that's hillarious. and sad. but mostly i just laughed really hard. reminds me of a dead zone promo. XD Write on!
puh-puh-puh pizza chapter 1 . 9/1/2009
hi your a great poet i read a lot of poems but that is the best very unusual and funny.
Ihni chapter 1 . 8/16/2009
Aha, finally! I love this one. It's the best kind of humour; the kind you don't expect. :p
warrior goddess of words chapter 1 . 8/15/2009
nice. :D