Hahaha this was hilarious! I'm serious... I was laughing the whole entire time! loved it! :D I'll probably add it to favorites when I get around to signing in *hehe*! ~Angela

I love it, it's very humour filled. Though why she wants to appear like a pervert I've no idea :p But it does make for a funny story. Gold stars! I really liked it.

Haha, so funny .

I liked this section: A rough push slaps me in the back, and I can’t help but stumble as an elderly woman pushes past me angrily, mumbling something about me being retarded. Without even an “I’m sorry Christine, you young whippersnapper.” And all this time I thought old ladies were nice, not Hulk Hogan undercover with their Depends in a twist.

I loved it, it's so good!

This was very cute. Some of the parts felt a little too cheesy for me but you had these really good moments of cynical originality.

"And all this time I thought old ladies were nice, not Hulk Hogan undercover with their Depends in a twist. I’m not retarded, Triple H, I’m just a stalker."

One of my favorite lines! You also had a few chocolate references that I found humorous.

"...muscles bulge from under his wife-beater like a chocolate soufflé ready to burst."

"I remembered the first time I realized I’d wanted a piece of his German chocolate cake"

These really showed the physical obsession your character had too. Overall this was a very cute story. Keep writing!