Reviews for Escaping The Closet
Riayl chapter 1 . 1/19/2011
"Um…" his mother starts. "Oh my god! He's in the closet!"

I'M IN THE CLOSET.

Evan's dad opens the door, and I come out of the closet.

I died. I so died. I'd managed to not laugh out loud, barely, up until then, because I am reading this on my laptop, in bed, while my husband sleeps. ... ... He's not sleeping anymore. I howled. I shrieked until I ran out of breath and could only gasp like a fish without water. Giggled, snorted and snickered until tears ran down my face and my chest hurt. *gasping inhalation* Freaking spectacular! :) Just perfect. Thanks for making my day.
jag finns inte chapter 1 . 8/29/2010
one line in this reminded me of something...

Can anybody tell me what forshadowing is..?

Can anybody tell me what a portkey is..?

If you don't get that...
theauthor94 chapter 1 . 8/18/2010
AW!
Artemis Rampant chapter 1 . 6/13/2010
Hee, that was super adorable. The protagonist, Jackson? I want one. This story is so sweet and faily and cracky and hilarious - just what I needed. :D
Wtf-Are-Scrambled-Eggs chapter 1 . 4/15/2010
When IS national coming out day?

Never heard of it!

Cute story :)
MantraMagazine chapter 1 . 12/9/2009
That was very nice! Your series of events was something else, made for a great story! This was delightful to read and funny, funny, funny. Well, I do feel bad Evan broke his leg, poor little guy. But it was a great read.

Also, I didn't know there was a National Coming Out Day. Shows how much gay trivia I know. : P
BleuMoon-Selene chapter 1 . 10/16/2009
I love it! It's the best so far! And of course all of them are great.

It was so cute, and, funny.
his terrible beauty chapter 1 . 10/15/2009
oh honey, this is BETTER than being on crack :D:D:D

well, says me, the nerdgirl who hasn't even tried a single cigaratte. not the point.

I LOVE THIS. crack!fic or not, I loved it. Jack's such an awesome character.
onlyhalfemo chapter 1 . 10/14/2009
LMAO. Thatwas so funny! I honestly could't stop laughing. I reread this today during Chemistry and I had so much trouble not laughing at Jackson's rants. That was so fantastic. Keep it u!
eatyourheartout chapter 1 . 10/14/2009
Haha, crazy, much?

AW, and Ev is a sweetie pie. I deem him glomp-worthy.

And Jack tis AWESOME :D

Heehee.

A drunk hobo once asked me to marry me and gave me a flower. I politely declined, though. This reminded me of that.

And the end is just classic. Very much so. Evan's parents are the bomb :P
Amethystars chapter 1 . 10/13/2009
Such a crazy/funny story! And despite the lack of editing, I didn't see any errors. Admittedly, that's not saying much :)
TinyMusicalShore chapter 1 . 10/13/2009
That was great. Jackson's little mental tantrums made me laugh.

I have one question though. How did they get out of the hospital without paying for the cast?

Just a thought.

Thought it was fantastic.
glaringdream chapter 1 . 10/13/2009
That is just so cute! xD It's pefect.

Both the charatcers are adorable. (:

"We were running from a hobo" he he.

I loved it when Jack was stuck in the closet. Ha ha.

& finally Evan fails at sneaking around with Jack. Haahaa.