Reviews for Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver
Guest chapter 1 . 10/18/2013
I know this is a one shot but can you please do a continuation of it? It's so good and I love your writing.
SeLaVi chapter 1 . 8/10/2013
Dear god, You had me at 'YOU DIDN'T SHAVE TODAY YA PRICK!'
Love this almost as much as I love chocolate, and that's saying something.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/13/2013
hehehehehe
unhuman chapter 1 . 4/2/2012
"OH FUCK NO JOEY! YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD ABOVE I'LL-"

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"You really need to learn when to shut the fuck up Tyson, honestly, someone would think you were about to be raped or something…"

Yes, I can't see where anyone would get that idea from. Consent? Bah, who needs consent?
RoughDraftHero chapter 1 . 12/31/2011
Gosh, this was hot.
Gimme Back My Pigeon chapter 1 . 11/18/2010
This was AWESOME. xD
i'm not dead yet chapter 1 . 11/7/2010
loved it
miraakira chapter 1 . 6/5/2010
THIS WAS AWESOME, I WISH IT WASN'T A 1 SHOT.
thecakethief chapter 1 . 11/2/2009
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oh my god. that was so mean of Joey! he totally deserved his punishment :D

will there be a continuation?
frogs of war chapter 1 . 11/2/2009
Ouch! I don't think that counts as a professional waxing.

Being with the same person for a long time doesn't mean you love life ever needs to get monotonous.