|Reviews for 101 Ways to be Permanently Banned from WalMart|
| Lorerei chapter 2 . 10/18/2015
Guy:"And I'm not gay /anymore/"?
Guess the girl had caught the guy making out with other dude before this XD
| Guest chapter 1 . 11/14/2012
| Isis 47 chapter 19 . 7/13/2012
Holy . . . I believe I just died. From a chainsaw. This was hilarious, though the last time you updated was two years ago. :( But if you do, then I'll know because I have it faved!
I also think I may have one, if you ever continue this:
Bring in a ventriloquist doll. Speak to random people through it in a New Jersey accent, telling them "I'll get you my pretty, and you little dog, too!"
Or tell them in the accent "yo, we got a situation here!" Then pull ithe dolls' shirt up.
| Do Play With Fire chapter 19 . 1/16/2012
I have just died of laughter. Please come up with the next eleven ways quickly.
| completeandtotalrandomness chapter 2 . 4/11/2010
lulz! yay! another cullen-hater! i started reading this because a friend of mine got banned from Wal-Mart and other places because he did some crazy random stuff and now i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe and i'm crying!
| KonataIzumi1 chapter 2 . 3/28/2010
*snickers at 6* He CAN sparkle. Now that I think about it, I think he still owes me for that cheeseburger he sat on in the first grade. (don't ask. I'm probably crazy.)
| tiger002 chapter 19 . 3/25/2010
These were good, the one about DHMO is really funny. Good job getting this far, and good luck getting all the way to 101.
| tannyapple chapter 19 . 3/25/2010
lol love the beat boxing one and the H2O one so funny :) cant wait to see what you do for the big finale 101...
and the sequel, there's no limits to this story which is why its so amazing :D
keep updating, tanny apple xx
| CaNdLeJaCk'S gIrL chapter 19 . 3/25/2010
Yay! I love this story, it's gonna be sad when it's over! You should do 101 ways to get kicked out of a movie theater... I found a list of like 40 things on the internet about the theater. I could send it to you. :)
| Meddlesomepixie chapter 19 . 3/25/2010
i actually have screamed THE SHNERPLES ARE COMING! in walmart D it was funny :) i've actually been doing most of these every time i go to WalMart MWHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA! be afraid...be very afraid
| bendercat chapter 19 . 3/24/2010
86 and 88...epic XDXDXD
| Hitsu-Chan chapter 18 . 3/21/2010
Lol. Love the running around Wal-Mart with a roll of gift wrap yelling out "For Narina!" That cracked me up! Keep up the good work!
| Ninjo Of The Night chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
lol this is hilarious. i like yr randomness if thats a word. the kitten one's funny
| tannyapple chapter 17 . 2/26/2010
haha love it :D excpecially 9, 11, 19, 49, 52 and 55,
any you could always take your shoes off and slide down the middle of the asiles in your socks
also sit in a trolley and get pushed around waving your arms franticly in the air shouting the british are coming (it sounds best if you actully sound british when you say it lol)
keep it up these are halarious :D xx
| Zuliet chapter 18 . 2/26/2010
THESE R THE BEST! You could also always follow people around with a creepy smile, and out of no where scream "GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE!" and jump on there backs, or stare at people as they go in and out of the bathroom. or run through the store with a couple of your best friends throwing a football or something. or run through the store yelling you're a nut case.