Guy:"And I'm not gay /anymore/"?

Guess the girl had caught the guy making out with other dude before this XD

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Holy . . . I believe I just died. From a chainsaw. This was hilarious, though the last time you updated was two years ago. :( But if you do, then I'll know because I have it faved!
I also think I may have one, if you ever continue this:
Bring in a ventriloquist doll. Speak to random people through it in a New Jersey accent, telling them "I'll get you my pretty, and you little dog, too!"
Or tell them in the accent "yo, we got a situation here!" Then pull ithe dolls' shirt up.

I have just died of laughter. Please come up with the next eleven ways quickly.

lulz! yay! another cullen-hater! i started reading this because a friend of mine got banned from Wal-Mart and other places because he did some crazy random stuff and now i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe and i'm crying!

*snickers at 6* He CAN sparkle. Now that I think about it, I think he still owes me for that cheeseburger he sat on in the first grade. (don't ask. I'm probably crazy.)

These were good, the one about DHMO is really funny. Good job getting this far, and good luck getting all the way to 101.

lol love the beat boxing one and the H2O one so funny :) cant wait to see what you do for the big finale 101...

and the sequel, there's no limits to this story which is why its so amazing :D

keep updating, tanny apple xx

Yay! I love this story, it's gonna be sad when it's over! You should do 101 ways to get kicked out of a movie theater... I found a list of like 40 things on the internet about the theater. I could send it to you. :)

i actually have screamed THE SHNERPLES ARE COMING! in walmart D it was funny :) i've actually been doing most of these every time i go to WalMart MWHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA! be afraid...be very afraid

86 and 88...epic XDXDXD

Lol. Love the running around Wal-Mart with a roll of gift wrap yelling out "For Narina!" That cracked me up! Keep up the good work!

lol this is hilarious. i like yr randomness if thats a word. the kitten one's funny

haha love it :D excpecially 9, 11, 19, 49, 52 and 55,

any you could always take your shoes off and slide down the middle of the asiles in your socks

also sit in a trolley and get pushed around waving your arms franticly in the air shouting the british are coming (it sounds best if you actully sound british when you say it lol)

keep it up these are halarious :D xx

THESE R THE BEST! You could also always follow people around with a creepy smile, and out of no where scream "GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE!" and jump on there backs, or stare at people as they go in and out of the bathroom. or run through the store with a couple of your best friends throwing a football or something. or run through the store yelling you're a nut case.