|Reviews for This Guy Tried to Kidnap Me in a Parking Lot Once|
| Chariline chapter 1 . 6/29/2010
Wow :o Nothing that exciting has ever happened to me, unless you count the one time (or three) that I snuck out of the house at midnight to take a walk around the neighborhood, xD.
Now I wonder too, lol. And if it was actually a free motorcycle ride, then damn. D:
(P.S.: I also see what you mean about Dick Cheney, though I don't like blonds too often.)
| drink me pretty chapter 1 . 1/26/2010
i've heard in asia and stuff,
they sometimes kidnap children
just to give them to OTHER people/couples
that want children, but can't have them or
whatever, and are willing to pay...
that happened to my friend's great grandfather.
true story as well.
| Mirthless Laughter chapter 2 . 1/25/2010
| Mirthless Laughter chapter 1 . 1/25/2010
Not that it's funny that you almost got kidnapped, but the way that you wrote that little line about him probably not really wanting to give you a ride on his motorcycle made me laugh really hard. Haha. You're awesome. ;-)
| Wakao chapter 1 . 1/16/2010
Ok I don't think you need any constructive criticism for this story. It was well-written, as usual.
p/s: you changed chapter two of payments! but i cant review it. i think i'll pm you.
| for shame chapter 1 . 1/16/2010
in china, there are motorcycle taxis. they're not licensed, but they'll take you anywhere within a few miles for about two dollars.
they call out to me and my friends a lot. but, of course, they're prone to do that to white people. and strange asian girls who hang out with white people.
| Elle.Doug chapter 1 . 1/15/2010
As bad and (almost) tragic as that was, or potentionally was, your writing style gave it a certain edge that made it almost comical. I laughed at some parts. Your writing style is unique, I like it. (Seriously, Homes, you need to keep writing 'Birds and Smoke' I seriously want to know what happens.) _
| LMSmythe chapter 1 . 1/11/2010
I loved this. I think I'm going to favourite it and that's not something I do very often. I think you have such a fluent writing style, your simile and general vocabulary really helped bring the story to life for me. I felt like I was really there- a talent I'm finding few writers possess here on fictionpress! But seriously this really is great and I can't wait to read some more of your work.
In answer to the much appeciated review you gave me, it's complicated. Lets just say Wilbur looks out for Beau.
| Minor Masterpiece chapter 1 . 1/8/2010
This. Was. So. Funny.
Maybe it's innapropriete to laugh at such a misfourtunate event, but I couldn't help it. I loved the language you used, and the way you used a wonderful couldron of imagrey. I will be reading more of what you write.
(There was nothing to improve upon but so many things that I enjoyed.)
-exoh, of the Review Marathon (link in my profile)
| Jetknee chapter 1 . 1/8/2010
This was funny as hell. Thought it seemed more like a diary or blog entry..
| visayshi chapter 1 . 1/7/2010
there's a slight edge to your writing style I like :D [and i swear i'm not doing this for the review ]
glad you turned back, now off to read your other stories!