Reviews for The Bad News Bible
Guest chapter 22 . 11/9/2012
awesome! If only it was on film. Would like to know your take on the New Testament.
Countrycity chapter 1 . 6/9/2012
"And thus the first lava lamp and nightlight were invented."

For some reason, it's so hilarious to me! Good story! Makes church more interesting. :D
the weird writer chapter 22 . 10/19/2011
this was briliant! is there more?
rspeedy500 chapter 1 . 11/16/2010
that is a very interesting take on the reasons of why G-d did what he did! it's not the funniest stuff in the world, but it did make me smile. I can't wait for the next installment!
SpawnMeister666 chapter 3 . 10/19/2010
I definitely like your take on things. Much more entertaining than the original version!

SpawnMeister666 chapter 2 . 10/19/2010
I have no doubt that the southern half of the United States would like you to be hung, drawn and quartered for this, but personally I think it is great!

SpawnMeister666 chapter 1 . 10/19/2010
I like this so far. Very funny and imaginative, and I am looking forwards to reading the next chapter.

lonelyparasol chapter 3 . 9/26/2010
Intriguing thus far, and a more reasonable outlook on what probably happened in the beginning. Have always thought something similiar about "Gods Tree" since he never bothered to explain why no one could eat from it, and why the snake was there to betray him - very entertaining write X
Yani is Peace chapter 18 . 9/13/2010
Love this parody. Will you be doing the New Testament too? God starts to mellow out in the sequel. I don't see what's so offensive about this. You didn't make up the genocide and slaughter, it's already there. But whatevs.
Nick Griffalco chapter 1 . 8/15/2010
Maybe it's beacuse I'm an atheist but this is halrious! You should seriously get this published, and if it became a movie that would be even more awsome! Your points were spot on and yet people go around saying how the bible is aledgedly moral yet they ignor all the amorality and contridictions. Anyway I've read all the chapters so far but I wanted to review chapter one beacuse it's my favorate! Keep going and update soon.
Not Pablo chapter 1 . 7/26/2010
you are being quite offensive.
PhoenixRising777 chapter 14 . 7/25/2010
I always did think that this was the oddest story in the Bible...well done, you captured the complete insanity of the whole thing.

PhoenixRising777 chapter 13 . 7/25/2010
I think the best part about this chapter was the comparison of fundimentalists (and all those who accept the Bible/Quaran/Torah as absolute, unequovical FACT) to dogs, loyal, but not too bright. I've heard the comparison before, and it was well done here.

PhoenixRising777 chapter 12 . 7/25/2010
I love the ending quote to this chapter! Again, I like the sardonic attitude towards the "cannon" of the Abrahamic faiths, and your portrayal of a neurotic and slightly schitzophrenic God.

PhoenixRising777 chapter 11 . 7/25/2010
I love the sarcasem in this parody! I'm an athiest myself, but I've studied the bible extensively, and these inconsistancies get me every time. I like the way you portray God as neurotic (perhaps he's been alone too long up there?), and your occasional pop-culture reference. I also like your straightforwardness and simplicity of your writing style! Keep it up! The only things I've noticed so far are occasional grammar and punctuation mistakes, which can be easily fixed. Well done!


P.S. I'm planning on reiviewing the chapters prior to this when I have time.
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