The way Carson refers himself to in third person made think about Japanese Mangas where cute characters sometimes refer themselves like that as a to show their childishness. It's a theme I normally don't like due to the cliché being associated with it.
But I loved the way you used it here because Carson is in fact quite mature, and of course, not to mention hopelessly in love. The theme was used to show highly Carson thinks about himself and the way he denies that he's mistaken (when it's quite obvious) also tries hard to disguise his strong feelings towards his crush (by saying that she's a witch and stuff, lol) which makes it quite cute and funny to the readers, I enjoyed every minute of it.

Loved Carson also. I love this writing style.

I loved the humor in this! Well written!

Ha, I loved it so much! Carson was so amusing - all that denial! And some if the stuff he said! Amazing!

Haha! I love this oneshot! :) great job!

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SO wonderful.

This is cool, you should guy POV more often.

I loved it. The ideas, plot, characters - everything just worked for me.

:) Hey you know what? It was really fun... Sometimes, it can get confusing, what with all the ramblings, but all in all, I think it's really a nice break from all the serious stuff I've read :)

Well done :)

Keep on writing ! :D

this was awesome as well, loved it all D xx

"sex-aholic hawk with large claws protruding from his eye sockets"

love this part.

"You're hot." Ahaha, that (and the rest of the grand gestures) had me cracking up. I adored your dialogue! It was hilarious but cute. And I absolutely love your one-shot ]

The change to third person style didn't seem to detract from what you do so well. Yes, some may call it puerile, but I personally think it is comic genius.

Your writing is a nice change after all the angsty serious stuff that is usually to be found on this site.

Spawny

This may have, technically, been in third person, but it still FELT like first. I think it's because Carson Jennings seems like the sort of person who narrates his own life in his head - for example, "Carson Jennings does not have piercing blue eyes" is something I can imagine him thinking - and the story was especially funny to read from that angle.