Reviews for 10 Limericks
CMDonovann chapter 1 . 6/25/2010
Heehee, these are funny! I like the Botox one!
nickyO chapter 1 . 4/11/2010
Lol. I have to say my fav is the Cheerleader one. And the Kung-fu one. Good job.
tiger002 chapter 1 . 4/1/2010
Those were good. 1, 4 and 6 were my favorites. Nice job with the rhyming and the rhythm.
Isca chapter 1 . 3/25/2010
"Heavenly Boss." Hah. I couldn't help but think of some slimy boss that you just want to "silence" ;). I bet God wouldn't like that interpretation, though :P.

"There was an Irish playboy named Ryan." *Snort* Of course there was. I like this line, for some reason - it's hilarious.

"Sadie Fox." Hahahaha. Lots of Botox.

"Let's win one for the stripper!" LOL! This is the best part of the piece. :D

"Wearing the green is stylish." I think so too (although, I like dark green better than light). "The green." That phrasing is good too.

Cute little cycle of limericks. :)
wo bu ai ni le chapter 1 . 3/23/2010
Haha, lovely as usual, I wonder how long they took you to write?

"dropping out of school

is not cool.

Nor will ignorance make you hot."

-try saying that to English boys..

"Good habit's the Church taught me."

why is the apostrophe there? Good habit has the church taught me? Just one?

But aww :D The last one is cute, I can imagine little St Pat's offering each other beer
J.A. Fletcher chapter 1 . 3/22/2010
These were really great. I enjoyed all of them. I liked this one best:

A Chinese martial artist named Woo

was a master of Kung-fu.

But when he saw a brawl,

he ran from it all.

'Cause he didn't want to get a boo-boo.

Great job.
Dante's Disciple chapter 1 . 3/21/2010
This is excellent, one of the best, funniest and slickest poems I've read on here.

"Good habit's the Church taught me.

But see where sinning has brought me.

I was living highly

the life of Riley,

until Riley came home and caught me."

This was definitley my favourite verse, totally unpredictable and made me lol

Great, great poem!
Eternal Skies chapter 1 . 3/17/2010
Different...

Sounds good with rap is what comes to my mind at the end

Fav parts:

"A teacher who liked students a lot,

said: "This you must be taught;

dropping out of school

is not cool.

Nor will ignorance make you hot." "

"A Chinese martial artist named Woo

was a master of Kung-fu.

But when he saw a brawl,

he ran from it all.

'Cause he didn't want to get a boo-boo.

There was an aging lady named Sadie Fox

whose beauty and spirits were on the rocks.

Until at her friend's urgin',

she saw a cosmetic surgeon,

and he perked her up with lots of Botox.

A shapely cheerleader named Skipper

back-flipped and broke her zipper.

The Coach gave a scream

to his losing team:

"Let's win one for the stripper!""
Brenda Agaro chapter 1 . 3/15/2010
Impressive Limericks. Honestly been a while since I've read one. As always, I like the rhyming. Well written and clever.
SirScott chapter 1 . 3/15/2010
I almost forgot that St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner. Good job with this one.

SirScott
East-0f-Eden chapter 1 . 3/14/2010
these were all really good and clever. Happy St. Pats Day!
letyoursoultakeflight chapter 1 . 3/14/2010
Nice ] Love the Riley one
Mirabella chapter 1 . 3/14/2010
Very funny! I havent read a lymerick in ages, so thanks! :)