Reviews for UnFreqently Asked Questions
disrhythmic chapter 1 . 7/26/2011
-slow clap- Brilliant. Just brilliant.
brit02 chapter 1 . 7/5/2011
This was awesome, haha. I've never been asked these questions in particular, but I've been asked some strange questions in my lifetime :p
tannyapple chapter 1 . 1/16/2011
haha this made me laugh, i exspecially like the "what turns you on? alarm clock" and the "sporks" one they really are frecking awesome, me and my friends have actully had a conversation about sporks...anyway im babling

funny stuff :D

tanny apple x
OttBallOut chapter 1 . 7/30/2010
I must say that these were very thought provoking! Enjoyed it very much. And I think blueberries ARE blue... but like a royal blue! ;)
The Mumbling Sage chapter 1 . 7/20/2010
Maybe because I've been watching Last Comic Standing, I could totally see this as a stand-up routine. Some of the questions (those featuring cheese and smurfs particularily) seemed a little random, but then, questions like 'Why are sporks so awesome' and 'Why can't I throw my cigarette butts on the ground?' are equally random. I think my favorite questions/answers are: Q: Why aren't blue berries blue?

A: Why isn't Greenland green?


Q: Why is the 'fear of long words' such a long word?

A: Because SOMETIMES people can ONLY think of themselves.

Especially becuase those are some questions I really have asked!
HeadInTheStars chapter 1 . 7/20/2010
this explains.. nothing...

but its good :D

good answer for black and white by michael jackson :)


p.s. go kurt :D glee forever
Lord Vivian Darling chapter 1 . 7/13/2010
Try harder.
Eliza chapter 1 . 7/13/2010
Bwahahahahaha. Man, its awesome!
purplehost chapter 1 . 7/12/2010
I'm the kind of person who asks all the UFAQs. I just can't help it. I ask people I know the strangest things...and they never have any answers. But maybe you do.

1. Is "unfrequently" even a word?

2. Why do wooden pencils have the letters "HB" written on them?

3. If September never ends, then when will November come?

4. Why do all the ceilings in my school have little perforations in them?

5. Why do all the ceilings in my house have little bumpy things all over them?

6. Am I the only one who randomly stares at ceilings?

7. Do you play The Game? Because I do and I just lost.
WildWingedWarrior chapter 1 . 7/10/2010
I absolutely love you for this. I think I cracked up from question one. You are not the only weird one out there! I will join you on your quest for UFAQ!
Typing Typhoon chapter 1 . 7/10/2010
Nice, this is pure comedic gold here. With all of the talentless random (random isn't funny on it's own) junk that's been popping up around here lately it's nice to see a solid warped fic every now and then. Write on.
JuniperRhose chapter 1 . 7/10/2010
I would just like you to know that Kevington is the BEST name for an imaginary friend. Ever. In the history of ever. EVER.

The Thesaurus! Bahahahahahaha.

For the pigs fly question, there is only one answers. Swine. Flew.

Funny. I liked it. Obviously. YAY!