Reviews for The CPR Class
Me chapter 3 . 8/1/2010
Eva: Let's play a game Francine!

Francis: *lols and starts to take off his pants* which one/

Eva: I'm thinking "KGB agent at work".

Francis: :/ Is... is that gonna hurt?

Eva: What? No... well. Yeah. Probably a little. Or a lot... But it'll be fun, Moptop. You'll like it ;)
Wanda Walker chapter 2 . 7/26/2010
The song in the club HAS to be Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls. IT MUST BE! D8

w. youtube watch?vVCLxJd1d84s&featureavmsc2

ANYWAY, :iconteheplz: Too bad that plz account doesn't work here, because it so describes my expression right now. OH ERYTH- I MEAN ARTHUR. U R IN TRUBBLE NAOW! So his no-intestine-or-stomach thing is still in effect, or no? Because he's not manly unless he drinks scotch, Hope. IT CANNOT BE.

Oh Eva. You almost make me a lesbian. :p

I have nothing negative to say. So I'll just say the generic fangirly stuff. I LOVED IT KEEP WRITING UPDATE SOON YAY!
Nicki BluIs chapter 2 . 7/24/2010
You used modern as a descriptor twice and it bugged the beta in me :P But otherwise YAY.

Omg the Face is more amazing than I remember. I think they should teach that at vhel finishing school... but only like to like the top 5 students in the graduating class. :D
Nicki BluIs chapter 1 . 7/15/2010
The opening was a bit formulaic but other than that me likey! Poor Arthur has no idea what he's getting himself into!

There are some other things I noticed (beta- eyes y'know :P ) but nothing worth mentioning in the review.

Wanda Walker chapter 1 . 7/15/2010
I do wonder about those burger joints. Why do they only hire pimply kids anyway? Clearly I missed my true calling there. I was very good at being pimply. IT WAS THE BURGER KING MANAGER IN ME ALL THIS TIME! D8


Other than the pimply thing being a sore spot of mine, there is nothing in this for me to complain about. :p It is well-written, as always, and Eva of course is a delicious temptress. OH EVA HOW DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO. Actually, I think she is your slutty subconscious. Just unleash her. And you two will win over army lieutenants who teach CPR. :p

People who read this review will think I'm very odd . . .

So is "Arthur" dating Vida in this AU? Or does Erythor really want to date Eva? I would. Animal lovers ftw. :p

Anyway, as always, your writing is impressive and your AUs extremely amusing (yet creative).

Ending this review now.
Passionately Yours chapter 1 . 7/15/2010
Haha Eva's practically seducing Arthur! Oh well, gotta love CPR!