|Reviews for Real Vampires Don't Sparkle|
| DeathByJellyBeans chapter 2 . 8/10/2013
HAHAHAHAHA cant wait for more
| understand chapter 2 . 5/31/2013
Does this mean it won't be on Curiosity Quills anymore?
| Ramek is Anonumous chapter 1 . 11/20/2012
Hello! I have been stalking the internet repeatedly, mostly because I am board silly. So far I have been failing epically to find anything to entertain me on this website. Luckily i found you! I love the sarcasm, wit, and especially how your characters seem to be human in times of trouble. I went to your other site and read all of your chapters that are up. I am very impressed so far with this story. I am NOT a fan of vampire books, simply because they are normally very cliques. But I think this raised my opinion and I have decided to reserve judgement for those unfortunate souls who slave all day and night to bring me vampire entertainment. I was also wondering, how often do you update? I saw that it should be every week but i just wanted to make sure. Continue slaving please, this is my only mode of entertainment for the moment (well except for the spectacular clashing that shall be done within my family during Thanksgiving...oh drama how I love thou) Anywhosal thanks for writing!
| Arya d'Umbra chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Could you by any chance post the specific link to this story on curiosityquills? I haven't been able to find it, and I would love the chance to follow the story there. I didn't get to finish reading it here before it was taken down.
| understand chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Just wondering what time today (est) RVDS is going up. I checked the site but it wasn't there yet.
| Reader chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Okay so that is cool I actually like this publication enough that I want 2 buy and read it. But no way am I going 2 buy for a serial updating of this! LoL.
| Miss Anony chapter 26 . 8/13/2012
Wow, I'm gone for I can't remember how long [real life is horrible, and once it catches up with you it keeps a death grip] and when I finally manage to come back and read this story not only do I find it's basically over [very conflicting emotions about this], but that you've gotten a publishing offer [very awesome]! I'm so happy for you!
I'm sorry that I couldn't follow along with Matheus' tale as closely as I wanted [I think the last chapter I was able to read before Reality caught me was... oh god, maybe chapter 20 or so?], but I want to say that as soon as this amazing story starts getting serialized at curiosityquills I will be reading and re-reading religiously. This has been one of my most favourite stories on this and almost any other site, and I just want to say thank you for making it. In the wake of Twilight mania, Matheus, Quin, and the world you made were what kept me from absolutely loathing and casting vampires aside altogether. The way you write dialogue and your writing style have been something I've admired, and the characters in this story have always captivated me with thier different personalities and facets. And I loved the way you portrayed vampires, their society and their enemies. It's dark and gritty, like the vampiric world should be, and Matheus' emotions and his change from human to vampire and his new life as a vampire are fantastic and moving.
For now, I'm going to start going back and re-reading everything now [I'm ashamed to say my memory has gotten hazy on some details after a year away] and follow this story again at curiosityquills. So again, congratulations on the publishing offer and thank you, THANK YOU, for creating such a brilliant story in the first place. Thank you, good luck, have a fantastic day, and see ya at curiosityquills!
| Don'tStopMeNow chapter 1 . 8/13/2012
This is awesome! What made me laugh the hardest was seeing the Bon Jovi starting up since I was listening to Living on a Prayer at the time. But what's wrong with Bon Jovi?!
Anyways great story, it's awesome you're getting it published. :)
| Oshini chapter 26 . 8/12/2012
W00T! I can't wait for this to be published! Congratulations! And do you know if it will be available for Kindle? Cause I just got one, and I'm still learning how to use it, lol.
| Arya d'Umbra chapter 2 . 8/6/2012
I adore your wit. Your characters use by far the most inventive slurs that I have yet come across. And of course, I am thoroughly taken with Matheus and Quin, and did not wish to wait till the end of the story to mention it.
I must say, the title of your story really hooked me, and I really appreciate both the lack of sparkles and the touch Anne Rice influence.
So, yeah, loving it so far.
| Lilithika chapter 23 . 8/5/2012
So, I haven't even finished this story yet, but I cannot wait any longer to review this marvelous read.
I'll admit, in the beginning, I was a little bit hesitant. Your style was not something I was used to. It was very dialogue heavy. Don't take this the wrong way, it was not a bad style, just a unique one. So I worked my way through the first chapter, and I just fell instantly in love from there.
Characters that I didn't think mattered suddenly had a purpose. Things fell into place. People were real, motivated, interesting and dynamic human beings (vampires/succubae/etc.) I felt for Matheus, for Quin, hell for Alistair! I hated him at first and here I was, saddened over his unrequited love, mad at Matheus and understanding at the same time.
I don't know how to express the things this story has made me feel. I have sped through it in two days, putting off much more important things, absorbed in this world. So, before I get to the end and fall into a depression (by the way, congrats for the e-publishing offer!) I must leave my thoughts here.
Very, very well done. I am extremely impressed. Thank you for sharing this with us. :)
| Icey of the Black Rose chapter 26 . 7/26/2012
hey, you're in the news! :D . ?orig_host_ .com&.intlUS&.langen-US
| Heather chapter 26 . 7/25/2012
Woah, congrates on the contract! I absolutely love RVDS. after reading it through more than i kept track of, and getting crazy excited whenever i saw an update I was distressed when things got 'quiet'. But i had a freaking heart attack whe i saw this. So, seriously, you're a amazing writer and have the best dialogue i've ever read. I can't wait for august 19th. I really hope you keep writing! It's inspirational!
| silly1 chapter 26 . 7/25/2012
Congratulations and good luck! (Does that mean you'll go back to writing about Jakob and Sebastian again? They're still my favorites!)
| RightToRemainSilent chapter 26 . 7/25/2012
*explodes* this being turned into an actual book has certainly brightened my summer. Definitely looking forward to it :)