Reviews for Blast
Brendan Rizzo chapter 1 . 9/27/2010
Brilliant. This is the first crackfic I've read on FictionPress. It's rather good.

Funny lines:

"Tim did not say "Oh dear" because Fnarf was giddy, but rather because he had accidentally nullified a vital property of the universe, making it a continuum of singularities. All the matter in the universe was suddenly replaced with zero-dimensional points of nearly infinite gravity. Because of the infinite condensation of infinite gravity sources, space-time distortion was infinite in all places where matter existed in the universe. A corollary to this was that each infinite distortion attracted every other infinite distortion infinitely, drawing infinite infinitely small distortions into an infinitely small space. This caused infinite stretching of space-time, but, since space-time distortion may only approach infinity, space-time was pulled beyond its limits and snapped in a great blast of dimensional death."

Gee, how many infintes can you put into one paragraph?

"Tim explained it to him gently. 'We still exist, right?'

'I should think so.'

'Therefore there must be someone performing the Authorial duties in the real Author's stead.'"

I have thought that very same thing!
Noir Schist chapter 1 . 9/27/2010
Wow. Random much? It sure got a few good laughs out of me with its mind-boggling randomness, though! Especially the bit about the death of the universe caused by Tim! :D