Jesus Christ almighty. On one hand I knew it had to be Dark, on the other hand I never knew he was so fucking depraved. Oh my god, Sticky and Moonsinger :((((

I hope Vek kills Dark.

OH MY GOD IS IT PROFESSOR DARK. HAS HE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE. MOONSINGER :(((((

I can't believe there's a dead body in the vicinity (hopefully not Sticky or Moonsinger) and they're just there having sex.

"Sex scenes have always been difficult for me."
Bruh
I just
You saying that feels like a fish saying it can't swim.
You're really really good at what you do!

"You ask him."
"No, you ask him."
That had me laughing pretty hard amidst all this sadness.
Also that burp. It made Charias jump. Like this tiny little fey burps and the big scary wereshark jumps. That is just too funny and I feel bad for laughing when it's supposed to be serious.

The last 22 reviews were me and wow am I ever sorry, but will I stop? No. Well not unless you ask me to.
(And then while counting how many reviews I left, I unintentionally caught a glimpse of someone's review for chapter 78 which was "This has been quite an interesting and horrifying development, but it's over now" and I died (because I was totally right about that unexpected angst) but hopefully this person is right in saying it's over now :P

I started crying at "Brace yourself for the angst, lol" (you're sadistic), stopped at the party scene (which was pretty humorous), started back up at "Monsters don't get happy endings". And then "enough unresolved sexual tension to choke a dragon" and "contains one of the most factual and accurately described unicorn births in print" had me laughing so hard I cried. You should absolutely write all advertisements for everything from now on.

I'm so glad there's less angst in here than in Broken Wings, I just want to see all these wonderful children happy. (Although you are really good at sticking in angst where we least expect it. *cough* after Jak healed Maika *cough*)

lmao I love Dezariel already, I hope there's more of him in the chapters to come.

I've always imagined Sticky to be this really cute small person kind of like Taerith or Meryn because how could you not be with a name like Sticky?
Holy hell though, this weregecko needs to chill the fuck out.

As much as I'd hate to be in Izeri's position, it's hilarious.

I think I like seeing Maika from Izeri's perspective rather than Jak's. He seems a lot more... noble?

Oh my god Izeri no don't listen to Prof Dark. He's so shady anyways.

"bottom boy" I'm not quite sure why but this is hysterical. Izeri and Jak's whole conversation was hilarious, actually.

I've been screaming for 32 chapters for various reasons and I don't think I'll be able to stop. Also sorry for reviewing so often if it's giving you constant notifications.

There are legitimately tears in my eyes. THAT ENDING. Ugh as weird as their relationship is they talk things out and that's so great.