|Reviews for Glitter Is Evil|
| Hannah chapter 1 . 8/1/2011
But the evilness of glitter makes it so useful! Like the time I accidentally gave my friends an idea to fill balloons with glitter and throw them at innocent bystanders on Halloween! I never did learn if they actually tried it. Also, do you like pearl? Lastly, my friend is going to by the supreme ruler of the world... Actually, she's going to conquer the world and then allow my OTHER friend and I to join her as sub-co-dictators! And her sister will be our royal baker! Or was that our other friend... (mumbling to self).
| Amy Stardust chapter 1 . 3/6/2011
You forgot to mention that if the glitter gets in your eye, you could go blind.
| booo chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
The WORSE essay I've seen all my life. It's not actually funny. There's a bunch of ignorant words and crap here. You sound like kind of ignorant yourself, so that would explain this. On second thought, you just sound like an asshole in this, so please, just get rid of this junk. It hurts my eyes.
| Serendipital chapter 1 . 2/26/2011
Glitter must be quarentined from Edward Cullen.
| literal.semicolon chapter 1 . 1/10/2011
haha i like that last paragraph, before the bold type. that happens to me too. One time, the glitter was actually in an old COBWEB. it turned every time someone walked into the room, and sparkled at my face. I went to see what it was, then wondered, "How the heck did GLITTER get in a COBWEB?"
| myself chapter 1 . 12/17/2010
ah now i know y u didnt want me to put glitter on u...
u remember right?
| LittleLoser.AndRoloLamperouge chapter 1 . 11/26/2010
Agree with everuthing writtenhere.
If I may add one thing, glitter glues are equally annoying as well.
| dreamer-13 chapter 1 . 11/25/2010
| normality-is-overrated chapter 1 . 11/20/2010
hahaha this is soo funny!
i love the gay vampires part... so true
'My cat. He ran away a few years ago, but sometimes I can still smell him.'
thats a bit random but funny! i also agree with you on how glitter is evil:P
keep up your fantastic work:D
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 1 . 11/19/2010
if you're wondering why I always review your work, it's because I know that reviews make people HAPPY )
that being said, everyone and anyone reading this now has to smile )
SMILE I TELL YOU, SMILE!
...oh yeah, the essay was good, too. keep on writing.
(peace sign) live long and PROSPER.
| fatbird33 chapter 1 . 11/19/2010
oh my goodness. i love you for writing this. i have a huge fear of glitter. so the getting it off portion. amen!