Reviews for How to Write Great Literature
Ishotthealbatross chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
This is a brilliant piece of writing. I'm really, really impressed.
Draconicrose chapter 1 . 10/2/2012
So that is how Essie helps you huh? My own just lets me peek into his world and see what he's doing. But yes I understand completely how a character can feel real.
Raaawr Ima Dinosaur chapter 1 . 10/27/2011
...Now I want a muse...how on earth do you even make a muse? Tell me your secret oh fair one! -does that really awesome worshipping bow thing you see in movies- ...yeah so I'm like half awake at midnight and I sat two exams today so I'm sleepy with a melted brain...so please excuse my weirdness xD

Anyway great job on this. So funny and deep xD
Thunderstar chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
This was a joy to read. The writer's random little observations are great ("She hates debts"), and everything flowed well; the conversations were easy to follow even without the quotation marks. I loved the lack of names. Amazingly relatable, as well. "Deep" literature frustrates me. Yes, it's amazing and all, fine, but does it really need to be so damn vague and depressing all the time? And the endless analyses.../dies

And the drawing! I swear my doodle critters are the only reason I stayed awake through most of high school. ;D

Thanks for posting this gem!
daxloire chapter 1 . 1/5/2011
Okay, first of all, I have to say that this is just downright amazing! I laughed and said "aww" more times than I can count. Your muse is freakin' adorable, by the way. xD I'm going to have to take some of my free time to read more of your works.

Oh, and by the way, I'm planning on getting a Bachelor's of Arts in Creative Writing after I graduate and when I finished reading this, I looked at my girlfriend, laughed and said, "Do you realize how much fun I'm gonna have when I go to Purdue?"

I absolutely love the way this story was structured. Everything that I've read of yours thus far as been excellent, in my eyes. :)
downforthecount chapter 1 . 1/4/2011
I thought this was hilarious! As a fellow English major I can totally relate. I loved it and I especially love your writing style. Brilliant. Also, one quick spelling error; "Then again, I'm not going for a moral, am I? Amiguity. The writer sighs, frustrated." Amiguity should be Ambiguity. I just thought I'd catch it for you since this is a recently posted story. :)

I loved this. Loved every word.
KittyCatTwilight chapter 1 . 1/4/2011
Awesome! Thumbs-up to you!XD I can't believe how accurate this story is. As a fellow writer I feel the same way as your writer does in the story. I especially love the muse! X3 He's hilarious. Also I can totally relate to the whole doodle on homework thing. I do it all the time. Is it just me or if you write you usually are a doodler? (little observation I've seen with fellow writers) Anyways, awesome story! It was really fun to read!XD