|Reviews for Basic Manual for Household Survival|
| Shlomi Fish chapter 1 . 4/12/2011
This story made me smile a little, but maybe it's too early in the morning for me to get to the bottom of its nuances.
| Serendipital chapter 6 . 4/12/2011
Number 30...I will have nightmares for LIFE.
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 5 . 3/26/2011
you know, when first saw Ms. PMd, i thought it was a typo for Ms. PMS. just sayin...
i still cant BELIEVE this story. the king was gonna kill the girl if she couldnt spin straw into gold (not even kill the father, mind you), and yet, after they got married, didnt it even OCCUR to the greedy king that she could spin more and be rich(er)? then he would know that she COULDNT spin anything!
eh, whatever, i gotta do my hw now.
| SomeRandomScribbles chapter 4 . 3/20/2011
This is hilarious :) I loved the King in the Rapunzel chapter: "He's probably out for a camping trip." Seriously, this made me laugh out loud XD
| flava ignis chapter 4 . 3/11/2011
| Susan Mesler-Evans chapter 4 . 3/11/2011
Ooh, how about the Little Mermaid?
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 4 . 3/10/2011
IF YOU WANTED A SLAP SO BADLY, YOU COULD'VE ASKED ME, WOMAN!
ive noticed that in every single fairytale you've done so far, you've included the words 'unhappy marriage' many, many, many, MANY times. what's with that? i dont blame you though...its not your fault those dumbshits wrote stories that inlude love at first sight... *MEGA COUGHING FIT*
hahaha, rapunzel's a crappy mother. all she can do is sing and look pretty.
me no likey her. she stoopid.
UPDATE SOON OR ILL GIVE YOU A SLAP...AND NOT IN THE FORM OF A REVIEW, EITHER!
| Serendipital chapter 3 . 2/26/2011
Well, techinically the words are green, but ANYWAY, I think that they shouldn't have gotten rid of all of the needles and stuff. If they have too, they can just follow her around on her sixteenth birthday, or better yet, just tell her about the prophecy in the first place!
| Serendipital chapter 2 . 2/26/2011
Heh! Imma gonna cut off my toe too!
| Serendipital chapter 1 . 2/26/2011
? Okay...but it IS true.
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 3 . 2/19/2011
ITS THE EVIL UNDERLORD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ahem. THE EVIL UNDERLORD IS AFTER US! NOO...!
ooh, MAYBE, the evil underlord is that wicked fairy woman. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!
and, and, she knew about the fairy's plan, so she put sleeping gas there, so the princess would never wake up!
SHE WILL SLEEP FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
um, update soon?
| Susan Mesler-Evans chapter 1 . 2/8/2011
Heh, I always thought that Snow White was a moron. The Queen was the only smart person in that story.
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 2 . 2/8/2011
again, i completely agree with everything here.
hehe, i like the part here where the stepsisters go: AHAHA! We PWN you! Now scrub the floors!
i can imagine them saying that...
and for some reason, whenever i see PWN it makes me giggle...
| Yokuseino Kotori chapter 1 . 2/6/2011
well, I've read this before, so nuthing much to say :D.
I still like the crazy little fairy more, though. (oh, the people near fire...)
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 1 . 2/4/2011
i already read this, so i have nothing new to say.
still, i review for a reason. IM THE FIRST REVIEWER! YAY!
so, exactly HOW many of your reviews are mine? Hm...
i still hate those fairytales that include necrophiles, pedophiles, and marriages based on pretty faces. so good on ya, woman!