|Reviews for The Mystery of the Missing Orc Women|
| YFIQ chapter 5 . 7/6/2013
Being the private investigator in that story can be tough and dangerous, I mean does it pay well?
| YFIQ chapter 4 . 7/1/2013
I can guess what the priest might have been doing...
| YFIQ chapter 3 . 6/30/2013
Wizard nail polish anyone?
| YFIQ chapter 2 . 6/25/2013
The metrosexual wizards, they can be rather fruity as a rainbow that came right out of Freddie Mercury's ass.
| YFIQ chapter 1 . 6/14/2013
You'll find out when the pigs fly...wait...
| Juliegirl22 chapter 7 . 1/6/2013
This was hilarious! I loved the idea that the male orcs were all hiding from their women.
| Juliegirl22 chapter 1 . 1/6/2013
There are female orcs in the game Skyrim! Just go to their camps!
| ham3 chapter 7 . 4/8/2011
I like everything, but I really really like Krugugk and Larius's conversation about the magic bucket.
| ham3 chapter 6 . 3/26/2011
Ahaha. Six chapters and every moment is golden.
| Slackitude chapter 6 . 3/26/2011
Good stuff, I hadn't realized you'd posted two chapters, I had to get caught up. I like the description of the green vapors coming out of every orifice and then (and only then) reading the warning on the bottle. That old priest sure knows a lot of people who just need a little financial aid...
| ham3 chapter 5 . 3/19/2011
Great fable. People are certainly dumb enough to wish for things that destroy them.
I still love everything in this story!
| ham3 chapter 4 . 3/15/2011
I see the mysteries are piling up: (1) Missing Orc women (2) The great evil that cursed the Knights (3) Girl impregnated by griffin (4) Decanter of Infuriating Monkeys. I'm curious about all of them.
| Slackitude chapter 4 . 3/14/2011
"The Decanter of Infuriating Monkeys"...Your hero gets into the weirdest damn messes. I also liked the scenes with the old priest, though I wondered if he wasn't more of a con man. I did think it was a little convenient for our team when the bandits all scampered off at the sound of a little noise, but that's picking nits. Good chapter, I'm anxious to read the next one.
| Hazel Bite chapter 4 . 3/13/2011
I love your description of what comes out of the stone jar.
| ham3 chapter 3 . 3/3/2011
I like everything!