|Reviews for A Hundred Haiku with a Newbie Poet|
| StarburstAwesomeness chapter 1 . 12/1/2012
This... Brought tears to my eyes. XD It's pretty witty and fun, good job!
| Dragones chapter 20 . 3/28/2012
I know this was completed ages ago, but well done. I like poetry and wrote a couple or so too!
(Not 100 haiku though!)
| Swordy McSwordy chapter 4 . 2/1/2012
Oh my gourd? AWESOME. I'M SO GONNA USE THAT.
Gnomes...*shiver* freaky smiling dwarves...
I LOOOOOOOOOVE SQUIRRELS!
Super powers make people laugh? ... Well, if it was a stupid power like super taste...
Glue...My old enemy...Took ages to pull my fingers apart...
Cupcakes...Bleehh...I'd normally love them, but I just ate a huge slice of cheesecake so I'm feeling kinda bloated...
Not a word? Damn.
| Swordy McSwordy chapter 3 . 1/10/2012
Chess? Sadly, I've never played it...
Pandas: The least racist animals of all.
Crucify... a mouse?
What evil experiments have you done?
Now I'm hungry...
| Swordy McSwordy chapter 2 . 1/10/2012
Guess who's back?
Hrrmmm...That's a tough one...
Murder? Hehe...Wasn't me either...*hides blood-soaked pineapple behind back*
You don't want to eat mouldy bread? Think of it as extra topping.
Evil paper... Silently laughing at our empty minds...
I LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEE MOOSES!
Almost as much as walruses!
Squashed by a moose?
I NEED to see this movie!
OOOOH!FREE COOKIE!*Catches in giant spoon and catapults into mouth*
My favourite flavour! Virtual!
| Swordy McSwordy chapter 1 . 1/10/2012
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Yet here I am reading them, so...
Toilet seats ARE abused too much!*Holds up a protest sign and chains myself to my toilet*
FREE THE TOILETS! FREE THE TOILETS!
Anyway, crazy rant over, DRAGONS!
ME LIKES DRAGONS!
Not racist? They should be proud of themselves...*salutes to raisin*
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 20 . 8/27/2011
what's a mix of unicorn and pegasus? pegacorn? unisus?
THE END! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FINALLY FINISHED!
and I can't wait, cos I'm getting a scalp-scratcher, too. YAY!
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 19 . 8/27/2011
The knitting one makes no sense. I just thought I should point that out.
But I like the hats one.
You can put waffles in the toaster...
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 18 . 8/12/2011
two chapters left...I can just see you scratching your scalp with the scalp scratcher. No, really.
Yes, I was thinking evil. I just thought of one word and continued with the theme until I lost ideas.
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 17 . 8/12/2011
I like the sugar one.
But the cat one...wut?
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 16 . 7/22/2011
Blegh. I don't like any kind of seafood at all, why would I like it RAW?
anyways, when was this grass-fall? TELL ME!
btw, I'm pretty sure I already told you this, but I don't have any plans to do the haikus using YOUR prompts. Sorry for wasting a few minutes of your life there.
WHAT ELSE STARTS WITH S?
do you even think Lea remembers the scalp-scratcher deal?
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 15 . 7/22/2011
No, I wasn't thinking of food. I think. And anyways, i don't like sammiches that much.
I'm asking. Why is metal good for fixing scooters?
CALL ME SO WE CAN MAKE PLANS TO BURN DOWN THE FOOD TECH ROOM AT SCHOOL!
| diwu6398 chapter 15 . 7/21/2011
YOU DO NOT SUCK! SAY IT: "I DO NOT SUCK." -pats head- Good girl. (Girl, right?) AND I DREW THE DRAGON! IT'S EPIC! I had red all over myself all day until I took a shower. And I like your cooking tip haiku.
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 14 . 6/22/2011
blood tastes like...copper-metal thingies. O.o
hehe, remember the evil elmo doll i brought to school? ah, good times. But he creeps me out. One time, i opened my cupboard door and he was RIGHT IN MY FACE. scared the living crap outta me.
did i say 'he'? I meant 'it'.
But I like the cookie monster.
| Bob-The-Rock chapter 13 . 6/22/2011
I like the storks one. but it is obvious where you got the idea for THAT. D
(I was pretty sure that I reviewd these chapters... maybe it was because one time my computer was stuffed up and wouldnt let me access the reviewing thing. I would click the review button and nothing happened. annoying)