Reviews for A Hundred Haiku with a Newbie Poet
StarburstAwesomeness chapter 1 . 12/1/2012
This... Brought tears to my eyes. XD It's pretty witty and fun, good job!
Starburst
Dragones chapter 20 . 3/28/2012
I know this was completed ages ago, but well done. I like poetry and wrote a couple or so too!

(Not 100 haiku though!)
Swordy McSwordy chapter 4 . 2/1/2012
Oh my gourd? AWESOME. I'M SO GONNA USE THAT.

Gnomes...*shiver* freaky smiling dwarves...

SQUIRRELS!

I LOOOOOOOOOVE SQUIRRELS!

Super powers make people laugh? ... Well, if it was a stupid power like super taste...

Glue...My old enemy...Took ages to pull my fingers apart...

Cupcakes...Bleehh...I'd normally love them, but I just ate a huge slice of cheesecake so I'm feeling kinda bloated...

AWESOME HAIKUS!

Not a word? Damn.

AWESOME HAIKU!

Swordy
Swordy McSwordy chapter 3 . 1/10/2012
Chess? Sadly, I've never played it...

Pandas: The least racist animals of all.

Crucify... a mouse?

What evil experiments have you done?

TACOS!

Now I'm hungry...

Swordy
Swordy McSwordy chapter 2 . 1/10/2012
Guess who's back?

Hrrmmm...That's a tough one...

Murder? Hehe...Wasn't me either...*hides blood-soaked pineapple behind back*

You don't want to eat mouldy bread? Think of it as extra topping.

Toenails?...

Toenail...PIE? Why?

Evil paper... Silently laughing at our empty minds...

MOOSES!

I LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEE MOOSES!

Almost as much as walruses!

Squashed by a moose?

I NEED to see this movie!

OOOOH!FREE COOKIE!*Catches in giant spoon and catapults into mouth*

My favourite flavour! Virtual!

Swordy
Swordy McSwordy chapter 1 . 1/10/2012
One...hundred haikus?

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

Yet here I am reading them, so...

Toilet seats ARE abused too much!*Holds up a protest sign and chains myself to my toilet*

FREE THE TOILETS! FREE THE TOILETS!

Anyway, crazy rant over, DRAGONS!

ME LIKES DRAGONS!

Yum, raisins!

Not racist? They should be proud of themselves...*salutes to raisin*

Burping flies?...

Stinky...

Swordy
Bob-The-Rock chapter 20 . 8/27/2011
UNICORNS!

what's a mix of unicorn and pegasus? pegacorn? unisus?

hehe, pegacorn...

THE END! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FINALLY FINISHED!

and I can't wait, cos I'm getting a scalp-scratcher, too. YAY!
Bob-The-Rock chapter 19 . 8/27/2011
The knitting one makes no sense. I just thought I should point that out.

But I like the hats one.

You can put waffles in the toaster...
Bob-The-Rock chapter 18 . 8/12/2011
*claps*

two chapters left...I can just see you scratching your scalp with the scalp scratcher. No, really.

Yes, I was thinking evil. I just thought of one word and continued with the theme until I lost ideas.
Bob-The-Rock chapter 17 . 8/12/2011
I like the sugar one.

But the cat one...wut?
Bob-The-Rock chapter 16 . 7/22/2011
Blegh. I don't like any kind of seafood at all, why would I like it RAW?

anyways, when was this grass-fall? TELL ME!

btw, I'm pretty sure I already told you this, but I don't have any plans to do the haikus using YOUR prompts. Sorry for wasting a few minutes of your life there.

WHAT ELSE STARTS WITH S?

do you even think Lea remembers the scalp-scratcher deal?
Bob-The-Rock chapter 15 . 7/22/2011
No, I wasn't thinking of food. I think. And anyways, i don't like sammiches that much.

I'm asking. Why is metal good for fixing scooters?

CALL ME SO WE CAN MAKE PLANS TO BURN DOWN THE FOOD TECH ROOM AT SCHOOL!
diwu6398 chapter 15 . 7/21/2011
YOU DO NOT SUCK! SAY IT: "I DO NOT SUCK." -pats head- Good girl. (Girl, right?) AND I DREW THE DRAGON! IT'S EPIC! I had red all over myself all day until I took a shower. And I like your cooking tip haiku.
Bob-The-Rock chapter 14 . 6/22/2011
blood tastes like...copper-metal thingies. O.o

hehe, remember the evil elmo doll i brought to school? ah, good times. But he creeps me out. One time, i opened my cupboard door and he was RIGHT IN MY FACE. scared the living crap outta me.

did i say 'he'? I meant 'it'.

But I like the cookie monster.
Bob-The-Rock chapter 13 . 6/22/2011
mush.

I like the storks one. but it is obvious where you got the idea for THAT. D

(I was pretty sure that I reviewd these chapters... maybe it was because one time my computer was stuffed up and wouldnt let me access the reviewing thing. I would click the review button and nothing happened. annoying)
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