LOL! You guys speak Arabish like us! Except English is our first language, and when we try to speak arabic it comes out in english...or sometimes Spanish. -.-"
Oh, and I have a funny true story.
We were at the checkout in a grocery store, (My mom and I cover in full niqab), and this lady comes up behind us and shouts, "You're all going to HEEEEELLL!" And she kept shouting it! And my mom turns to her all calm and cool and says, "Well, if that's the case, I guess I'll see you there." Then she turns back and everyone in the line cracks up! Ah, good times. Give your family salams for me. :)

LOL

Your sister is so random!

At the top when you described your sister, that is totally like me, my whole family hates me though. Before I wasced to go to bed last night my mother threatened to call the law on my and have me taken away. I didn't even do anything! Hardly...

I was laughing so hard reading this last night that my mom gave sleeping pills and made me go to bed :/ lulz

Haha, Syrian crap? What does that taste like and how does your sister know? xD I liked your stove rant. I agree. (I'm not allowed ten feet within the kitchen cos last time I burnt the eggs and the time before that I dropped one and it cracked on the floor. Not to mention the countless time I almost burnt myself or my clothes... I swear, that fire reaches out for the clothes on purpose! It's evil!) :O

Anyway... Yeah, brill update as always. Just what I needed after studying nonstop. :D

Salamz :D

Izz.

hehe, your mum sounds funny :P like, humorous funny, not weird funny ..

i loved what your sister DD said, about her world and your world xD umm...

weird, i dont feel like typing a lot today o.o oh well, i'll just leave it at that hen :P

cheers, (and eagerly awaiting your next update)

*izzy :D

I can't believe I said that.

Haha! I have to say I love this chapter. It remind me of when i was a teenager. I'm slightly offended about the math's part. I am a math teacher in the end!

A Muslim fashion designer! ah! I say aim for something high. Don't aim for the lowest and always be optimistic!

Geophysicist, that was my dream.

Interesting. :)

I'm so glad I don't have to decide my career yet, since I only just started year 10... But still...

Lol, my dad's adamant on me becoming a doctor... Btw, that's what he said to my four older siblings O.o No doctors from them - nowhere near. And definitely not from me, I haven't got the smarts :P I guess he'll have to wait for my younger bro to finish school, he's the super smart one in the family.

Btw, your sister is hilarious. A cash register... xD nice. My nephews have very interesting career choices, you know; the oldest is 4 and wants to be a dentist half the time and a ballerina the other half. O_o don't ask. He's a little gender-confused, that one. His brother wants to be a barber so he can shave peoples hair off... Funny thing is, he hates cutting his hair because he wants it long for some reason. And my youngest neph is probably gunna grow up to be a pro soccer player mixed with pro dancer.

Yeah. My nephews need their priorities sorted before they grow xD

Oh, and just wanted to say, I really like how you relate these everyday choices and things back to beig a Muslim, you've done a good job at explaining it. ) So yeah, lookig forward for more excerpts on your hilarious life :P

(I'm writing this on the iPod instead of doing my history essay... Which was due last week... I'm such a procrastinator O.x not my fault though: the wireless net is finally working!) :D

salamz :]

*izzy.

well i think i can safely say you're not the only one to do these things :P haha, especially the cars... sometimes i'll accidentally fully point at a car stoppd at a traffic light and say loudly "OMG LOOK AT TAT MAD CAR!" Then my bro would move away from me and be all "i dont know you... we're not related..." xD And he's younger than me, mind. (im 15... next month, yay, lol)

So, out of curiosity, do you and your sisters usually speak to each other in arabic (willingly), or does your mum insist that you speak arabic instead of english? 'Cause my mum used to tell us that, then she eventually gave up when we got too used to english. xP can't blame us...

Keep up the updates, they're seriously entertaining. I would've reveiwed on the other chapters, but i read them on my phone and i hate typing out on it (i want a touch phone so badly just so i can get away from those annoying buttons x.x). soo yeah. i think this uber-long review makes up for those though...

meh, sorry, i tend to type a lot whenever my fingers touch the keyboard. x)

cheers!

~izzy

Jazakillahkhaira!

These past two chapters were hilarious. DD is a very interesting person...

I like your A/N. Just to clarify it further, do you mean send you moments in our life or post up stories of our own?

Salaam.

Haha, made me laugh. I'm a revert and when I saw the title I instantly read the story.

Not to spoil or anything but the Grandma was the devil...

xD Seriously had me cracking up. 'Coz I'm the same, but with my friends :P (im a muzzie btw lol) Nice one xD