|Reviews for Useless Poems for Useless People|
| AccountKiller123456789 chapter 15 . 1/24/2014
This is really good! I was laughing so hard!
| RozaLove chapter 1 . 1/17/2014
I have to admit, very clever and funny! Awesome work!
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/4/2013
| KayaxXX chapter 8 . 8/13/2013
Haha! Your poems are hilarious! Especially the peanut haiku one. :D
| darkrainbow7 chapter 2 . 2/6/2013
Ahahahaha I love these they rhyme there funni there juss all in all awsome girl!
| Guest chapter 1 . 12/13/2012
| LovelySocks chapter 9 . 11/11/2012
Awesome! You are a master of rhyme, every time (please don't criticisze me). I can relate to the sister issue, and love the ending.
| LovelySocks chapter 2 . 11/11/2012
Ha, this one too is very awesomtastical. Your ability to rhyme without sounding forced and cheesy is amazing to me. Phenomenal, dear stranger, phenomenal.
| LovelySocks chapter 1 . 11/11/2012
Ooh! It's so cute! Very whimsical and free and funny. Great rhyme pattern and quite light-hearted. Nice :)
| Guest chapter 15 . 10/22/2012
I love it! The part where he talks about his socks is very Dr. Seuss-y. One thing I would have to say about it is that in your 3rd stanza, you use the word 'sny'. I think you meant to say 'sly', since sny means:
the curve of a ship or boat from amidships to the bow or stern.
As for the other poetry, I think you'd better start a second collection for that. Really, I'd prefer funny poems over more serious ones.
| flooing away chapter 5 . 8/1/2012
From what Ive read up to now, it looks like you have OCD...to rhyme ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
| flooing away chapter 1 . 8/1/2012
Thank you for letting me enjoy this poem! After all, the only function of art is to be itself. It is, by definition, useless.
| SkinnyLove203 chapter 1 . 7/31/2012
Haha this is awesome! And so I will review just for you :) xx
| StarburstAwesomeness chapter 16 . 7/20/2012
My fav poem was Chicken, by far. :D I feel your pain with organization and I, too, will grieve for your Ipod. Maybe you should write a poem about it... I wouldn't worry about people copying your poems on here, I mean, the whole reason that people put stuff on here is to get reviews and have people tell them what they think of your work. Anyway, I hope to hear more poems when you find a cure for Writer's Block, and you have my condolences for your Ipod. XD
| Purplemonkey123 chapter 1 . 7/18/2012
i liked it it made me smile keep writing :)