Reviews for Things your parents will never say
Musicwords chapter 1 . 10/13/2011
You forgot something...

"Come on, trying a cigar once won't hurt you, your at a party! Just take a few puffs"

Oh wait. Nevermind... I had completely forgotten about that wedding last week.

Yes, i have strange parents with screwed up ideals, and yes i kindly said "no" and ran back inside :)
No. 767 chapter 1 . 9/29/2011
Beleive it or not my parents had actually said some of these to me before. 1, 7, 13, 15, to my Mum and 4,and 'I heard you hit your teacher, THAT'S AWESOME!' 18 to my dad. And no dad, I'm too young to have a nose ring.
robobot14 chapter 1 . 9/25/2011
This totally made me LOL