Reviews for Witness!
Riverfeather123 chapter 1 . 2/23/2014
... Well, this was interesting, but I have to say, it did make me laugh, as gory and messed up the idea was.
42istheanwser chapter 1 . 6/25/2013
...there are no words...
Anisthasia Zewi Cortexz chapter 1 . 7/28/2012
Kool! I love your Story!
Jun Hirasami chapter 1 . 3/2/2012
This is so amazing, just...too amazing for words, I love this! THANK YOU!
Lolitroy chapter 1 . 1/26/2012

P.S. Poor lady, baby, puppy and UFOs


To Larry:

I wasn't a witness...
Eternal Love Trance chapter 1 . 12/11/2011
Strange, very strange. But cool. I like the sentace by Stephen Colbert you put at the begging. If you take out the last sentance, you have a very popular thought about men. Oh dear God, aliens! sHoOt ThEm!
The Epic Uber Nerd chapter 1 . 9/30/2011
This is pretty epic. And I love how the deadlyitems just appear out of nowhere.

Is this based off something, or just a spur of the mind?

The Epic Uber Nerd
Nerdy Nerdy Nerd chapter 1 . 9/26/2011
HAHA! Hilarious! XD
WhiteSand chapter 1 . 9/26/2011
i thought it was cute. i like the imagery of fat children assaulting the ice cream truck. :)