" She swore if girls could get boners her penis would resemble a baseball bat." Haha, I love Goldie.

hehe cool story. the title is fitting. love jackson ;)

adorable and fun story! I like goldie's character, she's sort of innocent and quirky and fun. And I like Jackson's character, although it's much less clear exactly who he is and how he feels. But he seems good humored and laidback! I thought you did a good job on the build up to a relationship without having it all seem like filler.

OMG! This is absolutely amazingly awesome and funny. LOVED THIS because Goldie isn't normal and that makes her epic. In fact it was so good that the people next to me in the library think I'm absolutely crazy (when I read I assume the facial expressions of the characters and the mom's and Virginia's may have freaked out more than a couple of people :P).

this was, in one word, satisfying! the length was good, and the characters were crazy enought to love:D

dat was totally drool worthy nd witty maybe a one shot for ryan plz
totally lovable one i LOVE IT :)

This was… different. I like it. The deranged mom was easily the best part (although pushing it once in a while) and I loved Goldie deflecting everything onto poor Ryan. Anyway, I look forward to reading more of your writing in the future.

I love this. It's pretty darned epic.

Bahahaha, I loved this. Forreals. Goldie is awesome.

Cute story :) Really funny.

Cutest. Story. On. Here.

I like, really, really loved it!

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Emily.

Cute, though the ending with Danny was a little haphazard and out of the blue.