Hahahahaha... I needed something to cheer me up, and... I've had a good laugh. Thank you, Stark!
And I'm not surprised you got first place... you're the best!
This lady has a peculiar point of view, really: the way she talks about the ten commandments, or when she imagines what poor Benny must be thinking right after the "accident" (no sex for months?)... good characterization! And I really didn't expect her NOT to get furious, nice twist! I love it when things are not predictable. .