hilarious. nice job.

Mostly disturbing, some funny.
Good Person test

This is, wow okay I just picked this story on a whim but wow this is fabulous it's super hilarious and sums up like 21st century interweb life.

Awesome

I'm not going to be one of those people that reviews and says "update" as a command and makes you feel bad about yourself for not updating in a year because I know how busy people can be and I'm not going to be a hypocrite. I would, however, like to say that I really love this story and I find it really funny! Thank you for posting such an amazing thing!

This cracked me up. I love you for this.
I swear I have experienced over half of these when I used to go to chatrooms a while back :p

Don't worry, I will remember to breathe as I wait for you to update :D

What do you mean by anthrax? I looked it up and found out it is a disease.

My sister's friend was on that thing and we were talking to a guy in germany and she said i was 14 and he said 'aww, almost a baby'

Haha sorry... You didn't offend me, I was just curious :)

Sconcs?

Aww! Seamir's going!

omg tht was just awsome...realy. gawd i was laughing sooo hrd i spit my jiuce tht i was drinkin out! good job XD

-Annemarie

I was having a really bad day until I read this. Thank you so much for your wonderful humor. I loved this and promise to wait patiently for the next installment. If I were to kick the preverbial bucket, know that it was probably a huge tanker truck and not because you didn't update your amazingly funny diary.

Awww, I'll miss your awesome trolling!

'Til the next time!

too bad that u wont update regularly. well c t be helped. cya

Counseling. Lulz.