Reviews for phoenix
eleven the flaccid phallus chapter 1 . 12/24/2011
this is incredibly sexy - incredisexy, some may say in those mildly flamboyant tones. i especially like that first stanza. also, lol, yo ff penname. did it originate here or is that just a thing?

anywang, hurp derp am i anon 'cause fucks are not given except to the police.

(AHHH BAD MEME REFERENCES ARE BAD ASDFGHJKJefgkdsgkfhagkjfhgs)

(no, really, i'm not logging in 'cause i don't want to on this comp- it ain't mine bb. hope you understand. ;w; my comp is broke and several thousand miles away.)
anachronistic chapter 1 . 12/24/2011
ur penname lol

nice parentheses you've got there. this is so. mystical weeeewoooo