Definitely the funniest chapter so far! The ending was so what the hell?

Lucas. Is. Epic.

Butch is so creepy.

Duff's on her way to become a tortillaaaa unless she gets saved by the squad or something.

What the hell? This is so funny!

I almost feel like this chapter was pointless... Reading it was very difficult because there was only shenanigans to it and nothing really concrete other than her jumping through a Window and possibly ly dying

This is such an odd, odd story that makes me think I should be reading a comic because they illustrations would be hilarious. Still some grammatical errors but that's mainly all I can see in this chapter.
As far as the main character, I definitely get the whole weird thing and wonderful why she is stupid enough to stay with this little rag tag group.

"As you can see, it's hard. Always. Especially if they eat both Caribbean and Russian food nobody cares about. And I know that better than anyone else, because was the cook of three guys. The trio of destruction, the triforce, Godzilla."
This sentence is really confusing, I have no idea who you are talking about. It seems like you are missing a word or several inbetween because and was.
"Well, they made me join that wacko club of theirs and told me that there were much more people beside them, (lie) they also told they were highly prestigious (lie), they had sexy boys (unfortunately, lie) and they told me they had the best place to sleep (true... sort of)."
This is sentence is also disjointed and hard to follow because the grammar doesnt flow together.
Try rewriting it as "They made me join their wacko club and lied to me about the extra people, the prestige, the sexy boys and a place to sleep. Well the last part was a sort-of lie."
In here your misplaced a word. ""You how howta cook?" know for how.
"I was blanker that last year's math test" that should be than.
"Again, I fell for it. I scarfed my burros down as calm as a strawberrying monkey." I dont understand that reference...
I apologize if I'm being over critical. I do believe your story is very amusing and worth being cleaned up. There is a lot of potential to come out of this, especially if you were to find someone to illustrate the story for you.

Your story is very imaginative and funny. The random thoughts as steps in Duff's how to survive a zombie apocalypse are very humorous and I find myself cracking up quite a bit. It's definitely funny. This is the first time I've read a story as if you're narrating a game or a movie and makes it play out in my head like it should be a comic book. Dancing zombies... Man, this is a crack up.
As far as my critiques, there are a lot of grammatical errors and typo's. There are times were you use the word on, when it should be in. Like in the first chapter, pee on elevators when I'm sure you probably mean pee in. Landing on mud, should be landing in mud.
the sentence ...but should be type as . . . But because even with the ..., you are starting a new sentence.
Sometimes the writing style gets a little muddled and hard to follow, but other than that, it is good. On to more zombifying tales.

Well that's interesting! The zombies are now communicating via pizza? A very good idea indeed.

Love the pizza fight. We all go through that... wanting the last piece... the last piece which for some odd reason we know will taste better than the twenty five pieces we ate before :D

Group Hug!

Aww, how sweet, finally Duff gets a happy ending chapter! Pedo Bugz was creepy, especially the 'gimme gimme'. Yeeks!

I'm surprised Butch would rather have Duff. I must've overlooked his nice side. (maybe it was hiding behind all those beds he was about to eat).

This is hilarious. Every stereotype of a zombie movie is coming to light here. I love the fact that they came to a mall :D And Lucas was totally right, they shouldn't have come. I mean, hello, dawn of the dead?

Other than that, alluding to the pic 'the scream', made me lol, as well as hurting Tiberius with a bra. like what?

Ok, so the zombies can evolve into smarter beings? Of course, this is Lucas talking, so unless proven, he will be treated guilty. Cut off his head!

lol, whoops, that supposed to be duff the guilty one.

Love April's allusion to malls :D even I used zombies and a mall parking lot once in a story (parking lots can be creepy, especially at night...)

Lol even if you want, I don't think you can die just like that, Duff!

Hm, I like Lucas much better than the AZS. He is, funnily enough, seemingly more normal.

Ah, so the cliched flamethrower comes in as well :D Can't wait to see what else you bring in!

Ok, Duff really needs to ditch these dummies, she's better off alone!

Love the cliched chainsaw. Seriously, why are there always chainsaws readily available when there are zombies around?

Hannah Montana backpack... hm must be Butch's along with the MLP shirt XD

Tip #7 makes perfect sense haha

You did it again. Not a minute into reading and I loled. (not wanting to spend the rest of her youth dancing to thriller). XD

Pity she didn't have tp! I would have loved to read more tips! ... oh wait, wrote too soon. Horray, Duff! If they are going to force you to cook, you steal their paper (and tp)!

Wow, in the midst of calamity, these weirdoes have managed to make a squad and even have a special way of greeting. Bang!