Reviews for The Vampire's Self Help Guide
ThornyRose463 chapter 1 . 10/8/2012
KillerMuffinish chapter 1 . 8/6/2012
"I'm amazed you've survived this long, after having a pair of hedge clippers thrown at you, being bit on the ass by the neighbor's dog because you mistook it for a werewolf and nearly poisoned by the Christians."

That was my favourite part. xD Anygays, thank you so much. I needed something to laugh at Tumblr was fucking with me, so this funny little story-thingy made my day!