Sorry, its hard to give 14 (Correct me if i'm wrong) characters speaking lines in a single episode. Did you listen to the song yet?

This is awesome. Just plain out hilarious.

This is so funny :D really made me laugh more than I had all day :D

P.S. Where's SOPHIE?!

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This song describes how i am.

I'm sorry

Please, the more dares you give, the longer it takes me to make a chapter.

And to clarify the question below, it means something that costs excessive money, or is worth money. Either one.

What does monetary value mean?

I thoughts of more dares from a 5 second long vaction at the youtube! I got these off of youtube so if you haven't seen them I won't make you watch them if you have seen them then cool.

Make Karl sing the Diomand Sword song (by Tobuscus I know he will hate it)

Randomly select 4 people and have them act out zombeh attack 2 from eddsworld

Since it's the long weekend where I live and I lack a soul (bought one on ebay still hasen't shown up) so I'ves been coming up with dares:

1. Make Jenny speak backwards for a whole chapater
2. Have Alex stroke a jellyfish's stingers
3. Let Arron eat rainbow glitter (I can imagine him vomiting up rainbows)
4. Have Ash try to sell cars to random people in a gorilla suit
5. While Ash does this have Steve tackle her in a banananana suit (based off of something that happened in my town)
6. Give Lawrence a fire extingisher and make him try to use against children
7. Have Markette make cook something then eat it

Yaaay my character's in there haha

I can't update that often, I only have one hour on the computer.

Surely you jest! There's a new chapter up! Take that!

You have failed to live up to the expecation of updating at the realtive time. Unless you died too then we need a new new author for this story.

Well I don't know what you have in mind for non-dare chapters but maybe like some one ate like a cookie that another was saving and the cookie stealer is trying to pinpoint it on some one else so they won't get in trouble.

Hmm. Oh well...

Just, just... well, there will be chapters that dont have dares in the future, and I'm having a bit of writers block for the second one. Could you give me a few ideas, NMMQ?

Also, if cursing is such a problem, just dont curse. Use my handy censorship conversion chart:

F***, F***ing - Frick, flip, fricking, flippin'

Shit, Shitty, - Crap, crappy

Crap, Crappy - Junk, Useless

Again, thanks for the dares! Expect an update tomorrow or the day after.