Reviews for Mayonnaise
StripesOnAMoon chapter 1 . 3/20
...I... was there... I... remember the mayonnaise tube... But *sniff sniff* we did it. Didn't we...? We *tears in my eyes*... we opened that msayonnaise tube... We did, pal... We surley did. And *now my life draws to a close* you know somethin' pal? I always knew we would open... it...
-Stripes
Taim chapter 1 . 7/3/2013
Wow. Neat and inspiring, but... somehow depressing.
ceblovely17 chapter 1 . 4/9/2013
XD
koalagirl9 chapter 1 . 1/22/2013
i can so relate exept for me its barbaque sause even when i do open them they explode
maripach77 chapter 1 . 1/5/2013
lol..this is great and yes they are hard to open.
toto23 chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
i don't really like mayonnaise
toxicninja chapter 1 . 12/30/2012
Truest thing I've ever heard
hal99 chapter 1 . 12/29/2012
Ha! I love it!
Naver chapter 1 . 12/29/2012
They are ... for some. Funny. More like a rant-ish thing than writing... Good job anyways. :)
Nerdychick501 chapter 1 . 12/28/2012
Oh. My god. This is HYSTERICAL.