I decided to read this because I thought the title was funny. So good job on the title :P

I'm not sure yet but it sounds like Xander (that's the main character's name, right?) and his family are some kind of elves or something, and there's a lot of enmity between them and the humans.

Your writing mostly flows well and I like the adaptation of modern behaviour and manner of speaking to what looks otherwise like a medieval setting.

A few typos

"honsetly" - honestly

"Two of the hunters starts" - start

"beutiful" - beautiful

"throw" - thrown

I feel like you could probably slow it down a lot. Xander only knew River for what- maybe 3 days? And she spent more than half of that time being pissed at him. How did they fall in love? They shared like 2 in depth scenes together. I also think Weird Dad got extremely violent in the last chapter, it felt a bit out of character. One more thing, River's conflicted feelings are really overwhelming. She can't seem to decide what she wants. Those are just my thoughts. I really love the different voices you gave to each character, and your style of writing makes it interesting and fun. It's a neat idea, and you've got a really good start, it just feels really Romeo-and-Juliet-fall-in-love-before-we-meet-esque. Haha if that even makes sense XD

aww this is so sad X3 poor reed, poor everybody T_T

Aww their going to save him YEY! :d

Aww that's so sad T_T Great job!

aww she's nice to him finally hehe ;d well technically he's nice to her despite her being a donkey rear lol.

I like the cheesy unicorn story ;d Your very good at the comedy part but at the same time their is seriousness behind it. And your good at catching emotions you care for the characters ;d All of them even Reed which is odd cause usually people don't like the 'other' male in the story.

Flees to next chapter ;d

Awww I feel so sorry for him he has a lot of abuse actually x3

I wonder if he'll be able to take it

Good job with the kiss ;d haha it seemed kind of out of the blue like that but still lol ;d

They really don't like him the story left me smirking it's pretty funny haha ;d thought that story was a bit sad great job!

So far I think its funny and entertaining can't wait to read the next page great job! Keeps me on my seat the supence is well suspenseful! :d

I like the story line and Xander a character, but I don't really y like rivers. Is she bipolar? She's so gooshey and sweet with Rees and so rude with Xander. Just a little thought. And ash reminded me a lot of my brother and cliff it soo cute!

Just one typo:beutiful

I really like the title and how it relates to the story. What is with the "o"'s?