Reviews for Real Vampires Don't Sparkle - from the Files of the ZOMG
Mrsneroon chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
Neat story.
Debate4life chapter 3 . 4/19/2013
Lol- a changeling elfling twin of the King would certainly be an interesting explanation for Elvis sightings. I hadn't read that Kipling poem before- thanks for the reference, I think I liked it...I always have to think for a while about Kipling to decide how I feel about a poem. I very much like Gleep- how cool is a friendly, talking, flying monkey? Very original, too, not where I thought you were going with this. Looking forward to reading more.
Debate4life chapter 2 . 4/8/2013
Beautifully done, bravo! Prima! You definitely have some short story talent. I enjoyed this- most especially the elf. That was just hilarious to me. I look forward to reading more about our favorite particle physicist and succubus.