Someone should get Kenshin a meatshield punching bag for Chirstmas
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...AND I STILL SAY THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Hippoty hoppity Happy New years!

I already chatted with ya on skypu about this chapter shortly after I read it, but all of a sudden I realize that I've never watched the Cosby show QAQ
Ah, if those jackets Maxtaro and Kenshin are wearingget damaged, would their fahter's carpentry senses tingle?

..."a fair bit of their small injuries"? Maxtaro was hit by a fucking truck! I wasn't going to put it in the review, but you leave me no choice!

Maxtaro:
Got hit by a truck
Don't give a fuck
Break it down and
Roll it up

Kenshin:
Bitches gettin' stupid
I'm about to lose it
Giving me a bomb-phone?
Well, I won't use it

Maxtaro:
Don't worry, brother
We ain't like no other
We gonna kick their asses
Make 'em call for their mother

Kenshin:
Sachiko's a whore
She'll beg no more
When I slap her ass
With a fucking truck door

On your next update, Sachiko and Nobita will respond the same. Then we will decide who wins this:

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF CLASS 12-K!

NOW WHERE'S THAT FUCKING CAKE!?

That's right Aunt Ami, WALK! No drinking and driving in this f&%$ g story!

Isn't stealing their dad's money for the cake defeats the purpose? And where the hell was that cake during the whole mayham!?

I'm sure Maxtaro can walk it off.

Hmm, odd how those bikers, ninjas, and hockey players, as ridiculous as they sound alone, were able to find the bros so quickly after the bounty was just posted. Do they have some homing signal on them? The phone perhaps?

Again, this is just me being too analytic about things. :p

I doubt pellets would do anything to Kenshin armor skin tbh. He did survive getting a car. I basically want him to go Hulk now. .w.

By lesser branches, Sachiko does mean lesser. I'm picturing future baddies wielding plastic bats now. lol

Pervy Nobita is pervy. UwU

A surprise review from me! Happy new year! :D

Wow, a slight movement of two arms from the bros snaps a table into pieces. Never let these guys play any game that requires two or more people. Like tug of war. /awful reference

Um, could they seriously not get another cake? I mean, I would understand if they specifically needed that one cake, but they are in a cake shop, I'm sure they don't need to have that one particular strawberry cake.

And judging from the bros' reactions, getting another cake would probably be cheaper than going through the trouble to get the strawberry one and avoid the fight scene altogether.

One more thing, why would heavens name would you leave emergency funds in a truck? A thief could easily break in and take it. I don't understand, sorry. UwU

I apologize for the rambling above. I probably shouldn't be thinking too critically or analytically over little stuff such as this. My bad. w;;

Why is Maxtaro groaning about his spleen? Wasn't it Kenshin who got hurt... twice? Typo? owo

The entire cake store scene, like Kaz mentioned, reminded me of Ben-To. People fighting in epic shonen fights over food products, in which both were funny, ridiculous, and entertaining to watch (or in this story's case, read). w/

Might as well review this one too *w*

So it was just a tale of revenge. Damn, I was looking forward to Maxtaro and Kenshin being forced through countless Gamera reruns.

Kenshin ripping apart car doors . Was he Schwarzenegger's double or something?

WTF Budget Ninjas. Now I am going to have crazy ass images of ninja wannabes with plastic swords at the counter every time I check in a budget airlines flight. I blame you, Pogoman.

As part of my festive mood, I, Santa Katsu, is here to bestow a present (in the form of a crack review) upon your crack script.

An arm-wrestling competition resulting in a destroyed table. Stallone would have been proud.

A Ben-To like situation involving the Yakuza and two overly steroid-pumped teenagers. Over a strawberry cake sold in a shop called 'Sweet Forgiveness'. Oh good lord, the delicious irony in this one.

Sachi is probably going to force them watch a Gamera marathon or something.

Merry Christmas! Have fun writing! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!