Wow, how did I miss this? I thought I had read all your stuff. This is genuinely uplifting. And I say that as a person who reads very little poetry.

The Spurned Suitor made me laugh and The Conqueror reminded me of a girl who wears a necklace at school that says, "TRUST NO MAN"

It's beautiful.

So, basically, you have to not hate your decisions to not be stuck in a never ending loop where you will probably become a dying African child 20 times. I will remember this forever.

*two days later*

You: Thanks for the review.
Me: Huh? What review?

*end of shitty nonhelping review*