Peyton and the Colts made the Kessel Run in 7.2 parsecs... and it couldn't have been Han Solo in 12. I'd put him and his Wookiee around 20... so the clear answer here, after reviewing the remaining choice, is Auuuuuuuugh!

Very enjoyable read, hahaha. Well done!

This seems familiar but I'll do it anyway...

Technically, it was the Millennium Falcon. Han Solo just piloted.
Tiberius.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Team Voltari (sp?) I hear they actually eat people. You know, like real vampires do.

I hate reviewing on my phone...

Luckily for me, I have a natural defense against being looked at.

I happen to agree on the issue of girls in skimpy suits. Luckily for new

Interesting interview.

Coming back to this chapter after two years, cracking up like a maniac!

We watched that movie on Netflix awhile ago - or rather, my husband did. He thought it would be humorous, I went and looked it up on Wikipedia (yes, seeking spoilers) and promptly tuned it out.

Not really sure how you managed to roll all that mockery into one chapter, but I'm impressed. Someone prestigious should really give you a column, something nationally and even internationally viewed.

A winsome little story.

Exactly.

Interesting show.

Well, Luke had to come from somewhere. :)

Wow! You're at that stage of your life already?

The purple Listerine is better tasting.

That would make a great skit for SNL.