Yuck. I wouldn't think the women who populate any City Hall would make a very good shower video...

Oh hey, an interactive survey!

"The El Paso Chihuahuas! There's nothing like naming yourself after a yappy little Mexican rat with self-esteem issues to strike fear into the heart of your opponent. Now that I think about it, with the majority of El Pasoans being of Latino heritage, it sounds rather racist, as well. You might as well call us the El Paso Refried Beaners."
Still giggling...

Have to say that last line out loud to get it.

You have my vote. I approve your compromise on my strongest issue: "My abortion compromise is this: You can abort your unborn fetus, as long as you can do it without murdering the unborn baby snuggling lovingly in your belly."

"Man, if you can be fought off with a fork, then you just don't want it bad enough." Still giggling ten minutes later.

I looove this it’s qhats always underlying real newspapers lol

Still funny, though I still can't wrap my head around why - it just is.

I spent the entire time wondering in disgust what a juiced ham would taste like.
Bleh

I don't even know what this is? I sort of liked it, but I kept wondering about where El Paso was the 7th unhappiest city to work in? America? The world? The universe? I don't know. I like it, but... I just don't know why.