"Why did you shoot him?"

May the force be with you.

If your son knows everything, then he should be Einstein!

"No honey, I just want some love."

"Thanks, Mom!"

Ring ding!

That was savage.

Then it all goes downhill from there. Happy trails!

Yes it is.

Reading your stuff brightens up my day and if I were your dear old dad, I would-well not really sure. Please keep writing more material, because your life is way more exciting than mine!