A comedic ending. Yeah, this is a solid oneshot with good humour.

Honestly, I'm sad you didn't turn this into a full story! On another note, it's a good read and I liked it a lot!

For most of it, I was thinking, "Yeah, I never thought of that! What if there was a vampire that DIDN'T like how blood tasted? That makes sense!"

And then that ending just came out of nowhere. Pfff, nice. The suddenness of it just makes it even funnier.

This is real nice, even though it's short! I like it!

I think this is a really cute short story. It starts and ends of nicely, however the last sentence "After all drinking blood is gross, Tess thought, popping a spider into her mouth" makes it seem as if the story will keep going, maybe take it out completely? If you end with the statement in the previous sentence, it sounds very good. You had very good flow and description, great job :D