Tough balance between melodrama and sweet, sweet sarcasm. I'd have tried to err more on the side of cynicism, but I liked this none the less. "Well good for you!" was the line that made me feel like the sincerity was fake.

Me likee! *searches for something intelligent to say then gives up*

of course it's a brilliant ending! i wrote it! *risas*

You tricked me! I thought this was gonna be a feelgood poem! Nice windup there, and a brilliant sting at the end.