Reviews for Life as a Toilet
dw817 chapter 1 . 9/14/2010
My friend, you have summed it up succinctly.

Very nicely done.

May we all hope Karma isn't alive and well and places one of us with the consciousness of one. Hard to kill porcelain.

Have a medal for a short and sweet story.
rachel chapter 1 . 10/15/2005
its crap
WakkoRyan chapter 1 . 1/26/2005
I never would have thought about the plight of the poor toilet if not for you.
RLB chapter 1 . 11/28/2004
Awesomely funny this was. But I thought life as a toilet was quite the contrary to this. I think toilet's have got it rather easy, sitting on their butts all day while the humans go out and work, eating our do dos and living the easy life. *yells at toilet* You get a job!
Minyaithwen chapter 1 . 2/17/2004
WOw, I officially LOVE you! (shoot i missed the sink)
WarriorHeart chapter 1 . 1/14/2004
*can't think, laughing too hard*
Jane Mullane chapter 1 . 1/6/2004
LOL!LOL! That was so funny! good stuff!
The Stee chapter 1 . 1/2/2004
AWSOME! I adore your sickness and the poor life of this toilet.
without people like you, we'd be alone in the happy world of fascists and preppies...
so scary...
VoicesOfViolence chapter 1 . 12/14/2003
Aww! I feel all sad for the toilet now. What a shame. I actually feel genuinely bad for that toilet. He got so excited that someone was coming to visit him...and then...
...but what else can you expect if you're a toilet?
levisrictusias chapter 1 . 11/27/2003
AHA HA HA HA HA! Whatever you're on, give me some!

AmazonPrincess chapter 1 . 11/27/2003
lol aww poor toilet :)
Leona chapter 1 . 8/15/2003
oh my gosh...hahaha that was really funny
Jesse Cote chapter 1 . 8/11/2003
Oh God! This is so freaking funny! It's true too! Man I'm laughing!
Lady Y chapter 1 . 8/7/2003'm not sure what's good for me anymore. I'm soo confused.

I know it's a late review, but I beg your pardon.

Lady Y.

By the way, it's amazing that you have 40 stories/poems out. Bravo!

*ahem* sorry for wasting your time. I'll just leave... ... ...Now.

Lady Y.
iccess-america chapter 1 . 6/19/2003
You don't see enough fics written as an object. I read it outloud to my brother and it was hysterical

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