My friend, you have summed it up succinctly.

Very nicely done.

May we all hope Karma isn't alive and well and places one of us with the consciousness of one. Hard to kill porcelain.

Have a medal for a short and sweet story.

its crap

I never would have thought about the plight of the poor toilet if not for you.

Awesomely funny this was. But I thought life as a toilet was quite the contrary to this. I think toilet's have got it rather easy, sitting on their butts all day while the humans go out and work, eating our do dos and living the easy life. *yells at toilet* You get a job!

WOw, I officially LOVE you! (shoot i missed the sink)

*can't think, laughing too hard*

LOL!LOL! That was so funny! good stuff!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
AWSOME! I adore your sickness and the poor life of this toilet.
without people like you, we'd be alone in the happy world of fascists and preppies...
so scary...

Aww! I feel all sad for the toilet now. What a shame. I actually feel genuinely bad for that toilet. He got so excited that someone was coming to visit him...and then...
...but what else can you expect if you're a toilet?

AHA HA HA HA HA! Whatever you're on, give me some!

~wings

lol aww poor toilet :)

oh my gosh...hahaha that was really funny

Oh God! This is so freaking funny! It's true too! Man I'm laughing!

Um...wow...I'm not sure what's good for me anymore. I'm soo confused.

I know it's a late review, but I beg your pardon.

Lady Y.

By the way, it's amazing that you have 40 stories/poems out. Bravo!

*ahem* sorry for wasting your time. I'll just leave... ... ...Now.

Lady Y.

You don't see enough fics written as an object. I read it outloud to my brother and it was hysterical

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