L O L! I laughed my ass OFF!

YEAHH MORE QUOTES! omg that is scary the thing with pretending to be jesus.

*SNORT* *falls off chair* I like the math teacher one!

These all sound just like something out of my life... it's amazing how the two coasts are so similar, isn't it?

why does this remind me so much of my life? Maybe because people 'round here are crazy! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sticks tongue out*

Great job! LOVED IT! *dances around the room being far too energetic for her own good*

OK! Bye! *skips out singing "we're off to see the wizard...etc"*

~*S.J. Winter*~

Rae's bitch... lol

You could actually sue your DT because he showed you guys his underwear... child molestor.

You're going to ruin ur little sis mind!

Now I understand why youre so crazy...grandma genes, huh? Never mind... all of your genes...why do you get punished if it's their fault!

Mullets! They're so funny, I'm like walking around and when I see one, I HAVE TO POINT and yell MULLET ALERT! MULLET ALERT!

OMG, would would you do that to your little stepsister! Lingering loins! I guess I didn't go to that class when I was in High School.

Sucks how moms do that! They expect you to eat everything they do, even if it's bad. And you have to say you like it...*shivers* YUCK!

My fucking GOD! They say we (I live in Puerto Rico) always end up talking about sex in our conversations, and you know what? I'm cool with it, since at least is not nail polish.

You meanie! I gotta try that at the movies one day.

WTF girl! I had an English Lit. professor who I would've loved to say that to!

Heheh...David Boring-anus... that's what his show should be called.

Vicks Vapor Rub...never tried to say it that fast until I read that.

Ya ain't british but that sure sounded like british slang to me.

The Jesus thing was pretty funny... You guys got to be like catholics, right? Cause to pay $600 for a real life Jesus, um... I'm catholic too, and I'm like Jesus poor, so I don't think He'd want me to spend my money in him.

you have such an interesting life. wish you were in my school. that would definitely make my life less dull.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have one hell of a crazy, fucked-up family! No offence but, uhh...you're all fucking insane!